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Tweak says, "Baby got back!"

Alden Castel [Leviathan] (_gatekeeper_) wrote,
@ 2010-02-15 17:07:00

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leviathan is a fast learner, won't be needing my tentacles

[2. On the 'computer']
If you dial the right number, they deliver food. To your door. You can buy clothes and food and stuffed toys from the 'computer', and it arrives in a few days. At your door.

This is amazing. I'm not going to bother leaving my room.

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	aperire 2010-02-15 01:01 pm UTC (link)
	Wonderful, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_gatekeeper_ 2010-02-15 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	It makes me very happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aperire 2010-02-15 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	It's the only way to live. You can also order food over the internet if you don't feel like calling anywhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_gatekeeper_ 2010-02-15 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	Oh I ordered one of everything on the menu the last time I made a call. I'll be okay until tomorrow. Do you think they deliver to Hell? They just have to drop it off outside the gate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aperire 2010-02-15 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	They must love you. Sadly, no. You have to be up here to appreciate the wonderful that is delivery. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_gatekeeper_ 2010-02-15 01:14 pm UTC (link)
	It's Envy's money. I think I'll be staying up here for a while then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aperire 2010-02-16 12:12 am UTC (link)
	They don't care whose it is, as long as they get it. Good choice. It's fun up here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bringthemlow 2010-02-15 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	Brilliant. Then no further need for me at your side, is there? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_gatekeeper_ 2010-02-15 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh I didn't know you were still around. Bye? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bringthemlow 2010-02-15 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	Right. I'm taking my credit cards back. You can leech off of the Mammon-thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_gatekeeper_ 2010-02-15 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	No! I need them for the deliveries! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bringthemlow 2010-02-15 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Some of us have to live here full time, and that requires mortal trappings. Get your own, Hellmouth. They're easy enough to come by. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_gatekeeper_ 2010-02-16 12:54 am UTC (link)
	DON'T MAKE ME BITE YOU. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	never_enough 2010-02-15 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Mammon-thing is no one's suga-momma, whiny little stick man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bringthemlow 2010-02-15 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Not my problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	never_enough 2010-02-15 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	Don't become my problem then. You owe a great many things to Sushi, least of all your bank accounts. Quit your bitching and run along and go play hopscotch with your little siblings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bringthemlow 2010-02-15 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Are you stark raving mad, Faux God, or have you forgotten that without my "little siblings" and I, the lot of you are Kings of Nothing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	never_enough 2010-02-15 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	I exist regardless of having my puppy, worm. Just as without you, there will always be a Hellmouth, without your eldest, there will always be the sparkly, shining one who Fell from Grace. Having such cuddly little pets is only an added bonus when it all comes down to it. (Reply to this) (Parent)