Oh sweet Merlin.

I would just like to issue a formal apology for my behavior these past few days. It was very inappropriate and should not have happened so publicly. I apologize to anyone whom I made feel uncomfortable. I would never want to make anyone feel or do things they were not completely comfortable with. I am very very sorry to any of you who felt uncomfortable with my advances.

[Melinda]

Except for you. The only thing I will apologize to you for is leaving this morning while you were still sleeping. I went to go have sex with someone else. Whatever was done during this experiment had a very strong effect on me, and I shouldn't have left without a proper goodbye. I would, however, very much like to see you again. You're very... talented, and to be perfectly honest, I want you.

[Marek]

I'm sorry for ambushing you in the shower.

[Rowena]

I owe a very special and sincere apology to you. I am so sorry, Rowena. I had no right to suggest we do what we did, though I enjoyed it thoroughly. I would understand if you were uncomfortable teaching me magic now.

[Juni]

I am so embarrassed.