You think far worse of my morals and far better of my capacity for Machiavellian scheming than I deserve, I promise you. I'm hoping your mad notions spring from an admirable concern for your family and friends and not from the onset of crazed paranoia.
I happen to be on the board for the Society for Distressed Witches, I'll have you know. But perhaps, perhaps there are other steps I could take in this new role I find myself in. I haven't been in the position for a month, you know. A more generously minded person might perceive that.