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_hear_no_evil_ (_hear_no_evil_) wrote,
@ 2019-03-20 14:52:00

To Astoria Greengrass
So...would Milady like a rescue from her ivory tower this weekend??? I will be accompanied by my noble steed on this mission as well.

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looptyloop
2019-03-21 05:42 am UTC (link)

Milady would be very much obliged to be rescued by her fair knight and his noble steed this weekend. I only need know the time, and I will be ready to make my escape. Milady is also agreeable to recompense said fair knight with a gentle kiss for all your troubles. I have, without meaning to sound too forward, been contemplating such a gesture since the stolen moment at the Christmas market. However, as bold as I may be in some respects, to make such a showing would be deemed most unladylike. It is, therefore, that I leave the act to your discretion, with the express understanding that a kiss from your lips would send my tender heart a flutter.

I remain your obedient servant,
Astoria Greengrass

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_hear_no_evil_
2019-03-22 05:50 pm UTC (link)

It is highly unorthodox to schedule the time of rescue, but whatever milady wishes... we can say 8pm on Saturday night? My noble steed and I will be honoured to receive such acclaim once we're in your disarming presence, I myself would be greatly honoured to have a kiss bestowed, and altogether flattered that it would please you to receive one in return.

Your servant,
Kevin Entwhistle

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looptyloop
2019-03-24 06:20 am UTC (link)

Fair knight, unorthodox, but utterly necessary given the circumstances. I am certain you can see how it would benefit you, and me if you were to remain alive. Eight o'clock in the evening on Saturday would be most agreeable, thank you. Trust I will be counting down the minutes until this becomes reality.

Humor me, if you will, dear knight. Please tell me something about yourself you should like me to know?

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	_hear_no_evil_ 2019-03-27 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	I will made sure, completely, that I remain alive. Oh really? Then I shall hasten my steps when the evening comes. Something personal... or something else? As in, I have a young brother, he's 12 now, and a muggle. He's quite jealous of those of us who can perform magic. I usually don't use magic when I visit for that very reason. K (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	looptyloop 2019-03-27 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	It is darling that you are humoring me when I am certain you consider the way I write and speak a bit... Shall we say antiquated? And a handsome devil, I am certain he will grow to be. ~~How on earth is it that you have magic but your younger brother does not?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_hear_no_evil_
2019-03-28 01:20 pm UTC (link)

I prefer charming. I don't usually get to speak like that, I'm usually yelling at people to tell them their order is up. So it's a nice change, but I'm not sure if I do it any justice at all.

Oh, he's already that, gets away with murder.... and... to answer your question, it's ok by the way, both our parents are muggles, so, I got the magic and somehow, Tyler didn't.

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	looptyloop 2019-03-28 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	You do perfectly, and I am certain even your shouting is charming. Forgive me. I did not mean to pry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_hear_no_evil_ 2019-03-29 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	Well, next time you're at the Leaky and I need to shout at someone, you can tell me afterwards if it was charming or not. Deal? Not prying, you wanted to know something about me and I told you. If I didn't want you to know, I wouldn't have said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	looptyloop 2019-03-31 04:32 am UTC (link)
	The Leaky tends to bring up bad memories, if I am honest. It may be a while before I return there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_hear_no_evil_ 2019-04-01 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Right...I'm sorry, of course it does. I'm a prat... ... though if you did fancy seeing me yell, I don't know why you would, but a Quidditch match would probably be better. More spirited and I may or may not get punched in that case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	looptyloop 2019-04-01 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	You know what they say about curiosity and the cat... Quidditch would be a wonderful way to spend an afternoon! Why would you say you may or may not get punched? Do you plan on inciting a riot? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_hear_no_evil_ 2019-04-01 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I've heard that one... I'll see if I can't manage a pair of tickets soon, what do you say? Ahhhh... not exactly a riot but sometimes a drunken knob will not agree with my view on the match. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	looptyloop 2019-04-01 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	You are not a prat, by the way. Just the contrary, however I assure you I will not spread such rumors so as to protect your reputation as a delectable, and untamable, bad boy. What is your favorite team, if I may? (Reply to this) (Parent)