Milady would be very much obliged to be rescued by her fair knight and his noble steed this weekend. I only need know the time, and I will be ready to make my escape. Milady is also agreeable to recompense said fair knight with a gentle kiss for all your troubles. I have, without meaning to sound too forward, been contemplating such a gesture since the stolen moment at the Christmas market. However, as bold as I may be in some respects, to make such a showing would be deemed most unladylike. It is, therefore, that I leave the act to your discretion, with the express understanding that a kiss from your lips would send my tender heart a flutter.
I remain your obedient servant, Astoria Greengrass