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Tweak says, "You wish you were me."

Jersey Lenae Woods (_jersey_) wrote,
@ 2018-06-01 17:37:00

This is literally a shitshow that you can't stop following until the very end. It took Jess and I forever to get through it because I was reading it to her and I had to keep pausing because we were cracking the fuck up.

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	awfinch 2018-06-02 01:14 am UTC (link)
	I am crying! Never have I laughed so hard in my life!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_jersey_ 2018-06-02 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Right? I have not laughed this hard in a while. "STOP LYING TO YOUR WIFE!" Good message but man. Too humorous watching some dude toss his life down the drain for something so obvious as just tell your partner the truth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awfinch 2018-06-02 02:01 am UTC (link)
	That's all I've ever asked from my partners. Still I could not stop laughing...this is something we would do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_jersey_ 2018-06-02 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Same tbh. I wish I would have saved it to read to you too dude. I made accents for all parties. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awfinch 2018-06-02 02:10 am UTC (link)
	OMG that is epic and I am so sad I missed this! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_jersey_ 2018-06-02 02:20 am UTC (link)
	You should be! One was my best impression of a New Jersey accent and we were dying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awfinch 2018-06-02 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Next time we work together I need to hear this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_jersey_ 2018-06-02 02:28 am UTC (link)
	I will so do it for you! Remind me boo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awfinch 2018-06-02 02:36 am UTC (link)
	I will boo <3 (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rocailles 2018-06-02 02:09 am UTC (link)
	LMAO oh my lord! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_jersey_ 2018-06-02 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Isn't it the best thing you've read in like 4 hours though? 4 hours being a reasonable time frame there for the most hilarious shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rocailles 2018-06-02 02:22 am UTC (link)
	I really want to know how this ends (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_jersey_ 2018-06-02 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Shit, me too. I'd like to think she smacked the hell out of him at some point and he lost. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	michste 2018-06-02 04:58 am UTC (link)
	He put 400 on Navy? Bad call. Always a bad call. But also lol "this is all Applebees fault". I'm taking a page out of this dude's book and just blaming everything shitty in my life on Applebees now. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_jersey_ 2018-06-02 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	I don't bet like that so I wouldn't know. I wanna see this in action. Drop change at the store and just GODDAMNIT APPLEBEE'S. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	michste 2018-06-02 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	It's more that Navy just sucks at everything. I'm speaking as a stepchild as an Army officer, lol. It's happening, believe you me. (Reply to this) (Parent)