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( I'm good on that pussy shit. I don't want what I can get. I want someone with secrets that nobody, nobody, nobody knows. My freakness is on the loose. And running all over you. Please take me to places that nobody, nobody knows. )

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So I made waaaay more cookies than I should have. After shipping some off to my parents and setting 2.5 dozen mixed varieties up for my workwife and her people, I still have an abundance more than me, Jessika, and Richard could possibly ever eat. Anyone want free homemade cookies? They're all red/white/blue themed. I have MnM, pinwheel, and iced sugar with flavored crystal sprinkles. Also if anyone is super good at telling people WHEN to stop baking, I need you too.

So I was reading the news and what in the legitimate fuck? And WHAT KIND of argument are you having where you feel the need to piss on someone's bed with them right there? I have so many questions. Such as 'if this has been seven years running, why was she doing this insane shit at 12 and no one did anything?' Needless to say, this is enough news for the day. I can't.

If anyone has seen Circus Kane and would like to explain that ending to me, I would be grateful and make you cookies. Google was not any help and Jessika and I couldn't fully figure it out, just part of it.

If you haven't seen it, what was the last movie you watched with a twist ending? Did you like it or did it ruin the whole flick?

This is literally a shitshow that you can't stop following until the very end. It took Jess and I forever to get through it because I was reading it to her and I had to keep pausing because we were cracking the fuck up.

Everyone, stop what you are doing and read this. Seriously.

( For the one who gave me hope when I had none left. )

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Do you have a couple song? If you don't do you have a theme song for yourself?