Ye be all invited to a pirate movie marathon tomorrow (Saturday) in the second floor common room in Pierce hall! Movies will be startin' at 10am. Only pirate movies will be shown, with the Pirates of the Caribbean movies showin' last. Then, after nightfall, we'll storm the movie theater and see Pirates of the Caribbean 4!
Come dressed as a pirate or I'll have me first mate introduce you to the pointy end of his sword.
Yarr,
Captain Kit Lockjaw
P.S. If ye be havin' no cuts or scrapes on ye, go ahead and put on makeup so the lily-livered scurvy news dogs don't know what to believe when we set sail.
P.P.S. If ye don't be havin' pirate garb, say so here and someone will dig something up for ye.