Tweak

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Tweak says, "Dammit, Janet, I love you!"

Kitty Pryde (_kitzilla_) wrote,
@ 2011-03-17 00:51:00

You know that I am called the Count, because I really love to...

That has been stuck in my head all. day. Help.

EDIT: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

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	_kitzilla_ 2011-03-17 07:52 am UTC (link)
	Be careful, you might find out more than you really want to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_talkback_ 2011-03-17 07:54 am UTC (link)
	Occupational hazard. I can handle it. Unless like, Santo has been humping the washing machine. But I'm pretty sure that would leave obvious marks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-03-17 07:55 am UTC (link)
	So you talk to machines? What do they say? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_talkback_ 2011-03-17 07:57 am UTC (link)
	I talk to machines. And it depends on the machines and what I ask them. But they totally have their own personalities. I told Stark, I don't need an AI, they all talk back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-03-17 07:58 am UTC (link)
	Do they have a finite memory? I mean... they're not actually sentient, so what do they really know? Tell me more, tell me more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_talkback_ 2011-03-17 08:11 am UTC (link)
	Oh no, you see it doesn't work that way. Give and take. You want to know more, details for details. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-03-17 08:13 am UTC (link)
	What do you want? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_talkback_ 2011-03-17 08:15 am UTC (link)
	You to tell me how you can short out the entire electrical system of a machine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-03-17 08:15 am UTC (link)
	I'm a wizard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_talkback_ 2011-03-17 08:16 am UTC (link)
	Hahaha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-03-17 08:17 am UTC (link)
	Your turn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_talkback_ 2011-03-17 08:17 am UTC (link)
	I just talk to them. I don't know how it works. Your turn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-03-17 08:18 am UTC (link)
	I get letters via owl. What is a typical conversation? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_talkback_ 2011-03-17 08:20 am UTC (link)
	About like this one. I ask questions and don't always get the answers I want unless I'm persistent. Or I use the Wookie method. But I only use the Wookie method on machines. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-03-17 08:22 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I'm a machine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_talkback_ 2011-03-17 08:22 am UTC (link)
	Nope, I'd know. And you'd be more cooperative. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-03-17 08:27 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I'm a sass machine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_talkback_ 2011-03-17 08:27 am UTC (link)
	A sass machine? That sounds kinky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-03-17 08:29 am UTC (link)
	Coin-operated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_talkback_ 2011-03-17 08:29 am UTC (link)
	Really? Quarters or tokens? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-03-17 08:31 am UTC (link)
	Canadian nickels, oddly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_talkback_ 2011-03-17 08:33 am UTC (link)
	Of course. Sass requires rarer currency. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-03-17 08:36 am UTC (link)
	And always currency that has beavers on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_talkback_ 2011-03-17 08:37 am UTC (link)
	I think I just inhaled Mountain Dew. It burns.... (Reply to this) (Parent)

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