Chag Sameach, my predominantly gentile friends.

This is your official invitation to the annual Pesach Film Festival. This year, we will be kicking it off with The Prince of Egypt. Tomorrow night. 7pm. In the screening room.

As always, there will be singing and reenacting and plenty of Jews to answer any questions you have about whether or not Moses was really that sexy (debatable).

Also as always, anyone who enters with chametz will be slapped or cut by the pointy corner of the nearest piece of matzoh.

This event is BYOL (bring your own loincloth), so don't expect us to have costumes waiting for you.