My short lived stint as a teen mom was one that I will never forget (until I do). Big thanks to Tony for knocking up the entire school. I knew you had it in you, buddy!

We should get fake preggo bellies and film more of Teen Mom: Xavier Edition.

Thursday afternoon. Artist's rendering.

Hey. So I have a question for you. If you wanted to, could you turn yourself into, say, a dog? A Great Dane, to be exact?

Does anybody have a 1966 Chevrolet Sportvan 108 that I can borrow? Ideally with a spare tire on the front?

Thanks in advance,

Katherine