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Kitty Pryde ([info]_kitzilla_) wrote,
@ 2011-05-16 02:55:00

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Some general notes:

1) I want a Segway.

2) New life goal: Ninja Warrior.

3) I just woke up from a dream involving Ziggy. So here's a beautiful mother/baby picture from a shopping trip we took him on:

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[info]hewhocometh
2011-05-16 03:37 pm UTC (link)
Did you take Ziggy hunting?!

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 07:17 pm UTC (link)
No, of course not! They didn't sell rifles that were small enough.

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[info]hewhocometh
2011-05-16 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Poor kid.

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 07:55 pm UTC (link)
I know. He was staring so longingly at everything and I felt so bad knowing that he would never get the chance to grow up and accidentally shoot one of his friends instead of the wildlife. It made me feel like a horrible parent, knowing that he wouldn't have that basic American right.

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[info]hewhocometh
2011-05-16 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Denying your kid his amendments. You should be ashamed, Alice.

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 08:09 pm UTC (link)
I'm not the one denying him. It's not my fault that his growth is stunted. If he were actually my biological child, yes, it would probably be my fault if he ended up tiny. But he can't grow, and I'm not the one to blame this time.

Do you think it would have been good enough for him if I'd just bought him this shirt?

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[info]hewhocometh
2011-05-16 08:11 pm UTC (link)
Only if it were a onesie so he could sleep in it.

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 08:13 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure I could make that happen. They at least come in kids sizes, so worst case scenario, I could buy a little one and have it tailored into a onesie.

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[info]hewhocometh
2011-05-16 08:18 pm UTC (link)
Or just tie it into a knot under his butt. Who's it really going to inconvenience? Other than you.

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 08:20 pm UTC (link)
I'm the only one who matters, though.

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[info]hewhocometh
2011-05-16 08:45 pm UTC (link)
So use a rubber band.

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Genius! I'll do that next time I have an infant.

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[info]after_burners
2011-05-16 05:20 pm UTC (link)
You sure you aren't a redneck?

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 07:17 pm UTC (link)
I think that it's possible that I'm gradually becoming one.

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[info]after_burners
2011-05-16 07:19 pm UTC (link)
Just can't resist the exposure.

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 07:22 pm UTC (link)
It's rubbing off on me.

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[info]after_burners
2011-05-16 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Come to the redneck side, we have fried chicken and babies in camo.

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 07:33 pm UTC (link)
And moonshine? Sam, please tell me that you have moonshine.

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[info]after_burners
2011-05-16 07:36 pm UTC (link)
So much moonshine.

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 07:44 pm UTC (link)
That's it. We're getting married. You and me. But I want it to be a shotgun wedding, so you're going to have to knock me up first.

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[info]after_burners
2011-05-16 07:46 pm UTC (link)
But can your dad fire a shotgun?

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 07:47 pm UTC (link)
I can send him an email and tell him that he should go get one and learn.

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[info]hewhocometh
2011-05-16 07:53 pm UTC (link)
Hey! You two can't get married without me!

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 07:57 pm UTC (link)
Okay, okay. How about this. Double shotgun wedding. You can both knock me up, I'll be unsure of who the father is, and then I'll have to marry both of you.

In a dress that I get from this place: http://www.husseysgeneralstore.com/bridal.asp

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[info]hewhocometh
2011-05-16 08:02 pm UTC (link)
Going fancy to a redneck wedding. You hussy.

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 08:06 pm UTC (link)
I just thought it would be convenient to be able to buy the guns, beer, and dress all at the same place. I mean, think of how much gas money we'd save, not having to drive all over the place for everything? I'm being frugal.

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[info]after_burners
2011-05-16 08:21 pm UTC (link)
I dunno, I mean my bike's supposedly already knocked Bobby up. Shouldn't she be making an honest man out of him?

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 08:23 pm UTC (link)
Unless your bike is Lady Gaga, I don't think it's legal yet for Bobby to actually marry her. At least not in New York.

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[info]after_burners
2011-05-16 08:31 pm UTC (link)
Well then, he should obviously be saving himself for her.

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 08:32 pm UTC (link)
Isn't it a little bit late for that?

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[info]after_burners
2011-05-16 08:35 pm UTC (link)
Ain't no such thing as too late. Haven't you heard? He can totally reclaim his virginity and then save himself for her, promise ring and all.

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 08:52 pm UTC (link)
Wait. So all you have to do to be a virgin is to say "hey, I'm a virgin again now?" Are there more hoops to jump through depending on how far gone your virginity is?

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[info]after_burners
2011-05-16 08:57 pm UTC (link)
Haven't really looked into it. You should try googling.

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 08:58 pm UTC (link)
Would I have to convert to Christianity?

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[info]after_burners
2011-05-16 09:02 pm UTC (link)
Might want to check and see if there's any Jewish revirginating service, I suppose. Is Judaism even as hung up on the whole virginity and purity thing, anyway?

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Depends on the type of Judaism, but as I understand it all, no. It's not nearly as big a deal. At least it doesn't seem like it is. I mean, the media skews your perception of it from the Christianity side, so I don't know how big of a deal it really is and how much of it is just overexposure. But it's not a one way ticket to hell or anything in Judaism.

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[info]sparkle_lee
2011-05-16 06:46 pm UTC (link)
You're never too young to kill a deer and eat its still-beating heart.

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[info]_kitzilla_
2011-05-16 07:22 pm UTC (link)
Amen. Start them young, that's what I always say.

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