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Tweak says, "African or European?"

Kitty Pryde (_kitzilla_) wrote,
@ 2011-05-16 02:55:00

Some general notes:

1) I want a Segway.

2) New life goal: Ninja Warrior.

3) I just woke up from a dream involving Ziggy. So here's a beautiful mother/baby picture from a shopping trip we took him on:

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	after_burners 2011-05-16 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	But can your dad fire a shotgun? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-16 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	I can send him an email and tell him that he should go get one and learn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hewhocometh 2011-05-16 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Hey! You two can't get married without me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-16 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, okay. How about this. Double shotgun wedding. You can both knock me up, I'll be unsure of who the father is, and then I'll have to marry both of you. In a dress that I get from this place: http://www.husseysgeneralstore.com/bridal.asp (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hewhocometh 2011-05-16 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Going fancy to a redneck wedding. You hussy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-16 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	I just thought it would be convenient to be able to buy the guns, beer, and dress all at the same place. I mean, think of how much gas money we'd save, not having to drive all over the place for everything? I'm being frugal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	after_burners 2011-05-16 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno, I mean my bike's supposedly already knocked Bobby up. Shouldn't she be making an honest man out of him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-16 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Unless your bike is Lady Gaga, I don't think it's legal yet for Bobby to actually marry her. At least not in New York. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	after_burners 2011-05-16 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	Well then, he should obviously be saving himself for her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-16 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't it a little bit late for that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	after_burners 2011-05-16 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Ain't no such thing as too late. Haven't you heard? He can totally reclaim his virginity and then save himself for her, promise ring and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-16 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	Wait. So all you have to do to be a virgin is to say "hey, I'm a virgin again now?" Are there more hoops to jump through depending on how far gone your virginity is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	after_burners 2011-05-16 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	Haven't really looked into it. You should try googling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-16 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Would I have to convert to Christianity? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	after_burners 2011-05-16 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Might want to check and see if there's any Jewish revirginating service, I suppose. Is Judaism even as hung up on the whole virginity and purity thing, anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_kitzilla_ 2011-05-16 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Depends on the type of Judaism, but as I understand it all, no. It's not nearly as big a deal. At least it doesn't seem like it is. I mean, the media skews your perception of it from the Christianity side, so I don't know how big of a deal it really is and how much of it is just overexposure. But it's not a one way ticket to hell or anything in Judaism. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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