Yo Normies. It's been great but I'm ready to be back where the shit I do is cool, and the faces are new every couple of weeks. Plus, my host has been a real peach. So I'm going to try something to bring back his girl. If it works, you won't hear from me again, and the Darcy you know will be back.
Here's what I'm doing in case you don't hear from me again: I'm talking to the carny fortune-teller, giving her a couple grand- sorry bank folk, a girl's gotta do what she's gotta do, don't have a cow you're fucking insured- then I'm going through the mirror maze until she says stop, then I'm yanking your Darcy back through the mirror, and taking her place. At midnight. You might be able to get away with it on the witching hour, 3:33 am. If you don't want to wait until the 1st of next month, try on the full moon.
If this doesn't work, I'll make sure you technically won't know anything happened besides this handy confession.