I have been at that club every night this week. I didn't realize what a pain in the arse having a staff can be. It makes me want to just fire the lot of them and bring in a bunch of house elves. They are much easier to deal with and don't bloody argue. They aren't getting paid enough with my generous payroll, plus their tips. You have to be fucking joking.
Tomorrow is my birthday. - I will be having a celebration at the club and everyone is invited. If you can't make it, at least send a bloody gift.