sirius black, azkaban prisoner no. ΣΨ390 (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} prisonerof) wrote, |
They are capable of corrupting the minds of the youth, Marls. With their evil ways, screaming about stabbing eye balls, going about licking sand and slurping sea water, oh they're so impressionable! We must protect the little ones! Not to mention the excrement. The island will be filled with their excrement if we don't put a stop to this now. Poop will be raining down from the palm trees. We must form a task form. The Lestrange Excrement Removal Squad. It's clever because it works both for them as people since they are excrement people and with their deplorable hygiene habits. Our job will be to convince the Supreme Overlord of Doom to banish them to a cave to live on their lonesome as detailed in previous writing above.