That's literally exactly what's there. Maybe if you meant it as a playful jibe, you should use references the rest of the world, oh, understands maybe? That's usually helpful. Or, I don't know, I'm just spit balling here, actually be funny? That's your thing, right?
I'm doing what was done to me, and nothing more. You can sit there and pretend it didn't happen, but the text still stands. Pretty sure I was belittled first and was just following suit, but you know, we'll just ignore that tidbit of information. That's fine, I don't mind. I'm a giving person, after all. Practically a fucking angel, really.
Maybe you should know the time and the place then. Comedic timing is everything, after all.