George Fabian Weasley has puns for 'ears and 'ears (holeyshit) wrote,
That there is. I was on a lovely flight with Professor Lupin, pretending to be Harry as we were hexing Death Eaters from the sky, when Professor Snape decided to see me Canonised and hexed my left ear right off. I'm holey now, you see.
It wasn't without a few clues from you lot when we were on the right track, but we experimented all night and got it figured out by the morning. Filch had it in a drawer marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous", so naturally, it was impossible to resist.