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    Wednesday, August 26th, 2015
    2:37 am
    Alright so, in order to streamline my position as laundrywhore, I've provided all of your huts with one semi large bin that I might have just taken to put dirty clothes, sheets, etc in.

    However, if I find anyone abusing this privilege by say... Throwing in things that don't belong like food, clothes that are basically clean, body parts, or tarantulas, be warned that hell hath no fury like Marlene McKinnon.

    Also, you will all lose your knickers. Quote me on that.

    This has been a public service announcement.

    Laundry Queen out.
    Monday, August 17th, 2015
    12:44 pm
    Alright so... I think I owe a few apologies, though... under the circumstances of my arrival I feel I was mostly in the right, for the record.

    Anyway, Andromeda: Sorry for punching and kicking you. I have bad memories with your sister and all that and... yeah. That's about as good as I can manage right now.

    And everyone else, now that I feel less crazy I suppose I should introduce myself. Name's Marlene McKinnon. According to this journal thing, I'll be your new island laundry whore. Sorry, is there a better term for it? I can't help if I'm a little salty that my talents will be wasted away in a godforsaken washroom. But on the upside, piss me off and you'll have no knickers. Fair warning.

    Also, to everyone I do know, come pay me a visit now that I'm not stark raving, yeah? Hospitals smell weird and I fucking hate it here. Also, sneak me whiskey. Please and thank you.
    Thursday, August 13th, 2015
    3:36 pm
    ooc: page is smeared with blood and soot and written shakily and hurried

    SOMEONE FROM THE DAMN ORDER COME AND PULL THIS WOMAN OFF ME. SHE LOOKS LIKE BELLATRIX
    SH E'S LYING TO ME TH IS IS A TR AP
    IT'S ALL A TRAP
    THEYRE ALL DEAD
    NO
    DON'T TAKE
    ORDER OF THE PHOE
    THIS IS MARL
    DO
    STOP
    can any on e read th
    Wednesday, August 12th, 2015
    11:27 am
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