[ficlet] Oh no you didn't!
I wrote this a few days ago, fast, very fast, at 3 in the morning. It's unbeta'ed, because I was lazy. Will be moved on my InsaneJournal when I'll be less lazy. Please forgive all the mistakes that could have sneaked in. Did I say I was being lazy? And, yeah, I wrote and am writing in English because I feel like it.