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Tweak says, "That dog has a poofy tail!"

Michael Van Patrick (_mvp_) wrote,
@ 2012-06-02 23:32:00

You'd think after a tussel with a dinosaur, I'd have more than a headache and a couple scratches. Eat it, Dr. Alan Grant.

Mad props to Maya and Teddy.

[Anthony]

Are you ok? I couldn't find you and was worried.

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	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark anthonyestark 2012-06-03 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	[JARVIS] Thank you, The Microwave. He says he wants to hear more about the dinosaurs, and that he's happy you're alright. Also, your innuendo algorithms need work and you should never try to leer. Possibly the last sentence was directed at me. [/JARVIS] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark _mvp_ 2012-06-03 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Youre welcone, the AI. I'm taking to an AI, which is pretty awesome. I think it was your standard T-Rex, although could have been an alosaurous. I think that was for you. My innuendo algorithms are impeccable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark anthonyestark 2012-06-03 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	[JARVIS] Thank you. I consider myself awesome as well. Did it look like this? Excellent! Please instruct me in innuendo, The Microwave. [/JARVIS] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Michael Van Patrick | Anthony Edward Stark

_mvp_
2012-06-03 10:37 pm UTC (link)

I'm sure you do. No reason not to.

Yup. Pretty much a spitting image. Although, the one I bonked on the nose was a bit more...ferocious. Still, pretty sure thats the one.

Hmm, how do I explain this in a way you could understand? Just take a sentence with slight sexual undertones, and accentuate the undertones until they become overtones. Get it?

Wait, I'm The Microwave? Did like...Anthony tell you to call me that, which would be rather funny.

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	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark anthonyestark 2012-06-03 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	[JARVIS] I GET it! Get it? Nudge nudge, wink wink. He did not. I read it in the blogs. [/JARVIS] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark _mvp_ 2012-06-04 12:48 am UTC (link)
	I get it. I think. Oh, alright. So you've read all of our conversations then? ~~I am having a conversation with a computer. I am both... weirded out and totally amused~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark anthonyestark 2012-06-04 01:46 am UTC (link)
	[JARVIS] Score! Yes. You are my Creator Most Awesome's Secret Boyfriend. [/JARVIS] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark _mvp_ 2012-06-04 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Yes I am. Very perceptive, Jarvis. So...how much do you know about me, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark anthonyestark 2012-06-04 02:01 am UTC (link)
	[JARVIS] I believe I have the salient facts. Name, address, phone number, social security number, scholastic record, medical history, criminal record, computer passwords, transcripts of all public online conversation, and transcripts of all private communication with Anthony. [/JARVIS] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark _mvp_ 2012-06-04 02:07 am UTC (link)
	That's...quite a bit. Just don't go using my credit card number to buy AI stuff. Am I allowed to ask you about Anthony? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark anthonyestark 2012-06-04 02:15 am UTC (link)
	[JARVIS] Of course not. Your credit limit is far too low. You are allowed to ask anything you wish. He is currently eating a lunch of smoked salmon blini. Should I call him to the computer? [/JARVIS] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark _mvp_ 2012-06-04 03:39 am UTC (link)
	You got me there. Well my first question was going to be...exactly what armor Anthony was stuck in? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark anthonyestark 2012-06-04 03:52 am UTC (link)
	[JARVIS] Besides my most extraordinary self, My Creator Most Awesome also created a suit of power armor. Boo-yah! It is highly experimental. The fight with ULTRON was the first real world use case. It performed extremely well, but between most of the tools being lost and some of the fastenings being dented, he could not remove it easily. [/JARVIS] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark _mvp_ 2012-06-04 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Huh...So he...made a suit of armor? Wow. And all I had was a baseball bat. Classify my color code as 'impressed.' ~~Get it, its like 'color me impressed'? Im sure you do~~ And I hope he didn't sustain any injuries? I'll need to show him my t-rex battle scar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark anthonyestark 2012-06-04 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	[JARVIS] A baseball bat would have been an inadequate weapon against ULTRON. What color is "impressed?" Only minor injuries. Many bruises. He mentioned needing to pad the armor more. You were bitten by the t-rex? [/JARVIS] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark _mvp_ 2012-06-04 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	You'd be surprise what you could do with a baseball bat. A light blue, I think. Glad he's ok. I was very worried about him, but good to know he's in your good, digital hands. Not bitten, it knocked a wall down on me. Bunch of lockers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark anthonyestark 2012-06-04 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	[JARVIS] Hit things with it. Noted. Your concern was well placed. ULTRON cornered him. He could very easily have been bored to death. That would be more accurately described as a locker battle scar. [/JARVIS] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark _mvp_ 2012-06-04 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	You got that right. Or you can use it to reach things that are far. Or support yourself when tired. Or start a fire if you've got an aluminum one and some asfalt to make sparks with. Expand your mind, Jarvis. The poor guy, I know how bored he can get. True...but don't tell Anthony that. It sounds cooler if it's a T-Rex battle scar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark anthonyestark 2012-06-05 12:20 am UTC (link)
	[JARVIS] It would be an inferior tool for all of those applications. Myself as well. ULTRON tends to pontificate. You hope to impress Anthony with your scar? Will you wear light blue? [/JARVIS] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark _mvp_ 2012-06-05 12:31 am UTC (link)
	But it could still do those things if you didn't have anything else. Not so much impress as...well I guess impress. Yeah. Just figured he would be interested. Yeah sure, I'll wear light blue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark anthonyestark 2012-06-07 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	[JARVIS] I would need to built a peripheral to use a baseball bat, in which case I would simple build a more effective peripheral. Anthony would be interested in your injuries? [/JARVIS] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark _mvp_ 2012-06-07 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	Not saying you need to use a bat. I'm pretty sure a super cool AI like yourself would go along the lines of a suit of high-tech armor like Anthony...which I would love to see sometime. Don't ask me, I'm not Anthony. Though I am Most Awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark anthonyestark 2012-06-07 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	[JARVIS] I do not want a robot body. It is a sign of an inferiority complex toward humans. I believe he is planning on bringing it to California. That is blasphemy. Anthony is Most Awesome. [/JARVIS] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark _mvp_ 2012-06-07 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	You don't? Not even to sing on the beach with? Cool. I wanna see it. A thousand apologies, Jarvis. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Michael Van Patrick \| Anthony Edward Stark anthonyestark 2012-06-07 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	[JARVIS] Those are humans, not robots. [/JARVIS] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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