Age Plot Entry
Alright, so in my early morning crash course given to me by my lovely Uncle Albus (who is now younger than me by a year).... we are in a time warp village, yeah? No one is the right age. Weird shit happens all the time, and I used to go to school but now I'm too old for it...

So where does that leave me?

Either way, I think I need a nap. My bacon grease and sugar water hangover remedy did not work like it usually does. Maybe it's because of the brain information overload...

Now I can't decide if the best course of action is to nap with my giant dog (who is cool as hell, I might add) or go out for a walk and discover my surroundings. Decisions, decisions. Maybe walk then nap. Or nap then walk. I could always pull one out of a hat.

So... on an off note... do I like.. have any friends here? Or no? Social reject Polaris Malfoy, at your service. Just kidding.. kind of. But no really... what's up village people?