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Tweak says, "Bollocks!!"

_northernstar (_northernstar) wrote,
@ 2014-07-12 22:22:00

Polaris Malfoy's corny jokes of the week.

Weekend.

Whatever.

Bored is bored.

1. What do you call a fake noodle?

2. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

3. What do you call a giant pile of kittens?

4. Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

1. An impasta!
2. An investigator!
3. A meowntain
4. It's two tired!

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
Ba da bing.

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	littlescorpion 2014-07-13 03:56 am UTC (link)
	That's my girl. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-13 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, dad! My amazing wit is pretty one of a kind. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	clawedlily 2014-07-13 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	Why did the cookie go to the doctor? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-13 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Oh I know this, I know it!! Did he feel crummy?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clawedlily 2014-07-13 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	No, he had a very serious cold, and needed to be evaluated by a medical professional because illness is no joke! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-14 02:17 am UTC (link)
	I seriously just burst out laughing. You're adorable, mum. Let me make you a latte. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clawedlily 2014-07-14 02:32 am UTC (link)
	A latte, you say? I suppose I could let you do that for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-14 02:49 am UTC (link)
	That is what I say indeed. Fantastic. You'll have to let me know what you think. I'm trying to perfect my technique. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	locketdestroyer 2014-07-13 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Are these going to be a weekly occurrence? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-13 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	Don't know yet. Why? Did I tickle your funny bone? Are you dying for more? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locketdestroyer 2014-07-14 02:07 am UTC (link)
	You should have a section in Albus's paper. Polaris's Puns. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-14 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Oh... I kind of like this idea. I'll have to see if he has the room! Feels like a while since I've seen you, Reg. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locketdestroyer 2014-07-14 02:27 am UTC (link)
	It has been and it's entirely my fault. My internship has been demanding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-14 02:31 am UTC (link)
	You could make it up to me by telling me all about it. I could simultaneously make you coffee. I've gotten damn good at it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locketdestroyer 2014-07-14 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Deal. Should I meet you at the cafe or elsewhere? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-14 02:44 am UTC (link)
	How about we meet when I get off work? Want to come to the Manor? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locketdestroyer 2014-07-14 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Certainly. When should I come over? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-14 05:07 am UTC (link)
	4:30ish? Middle of the day coffee. Hope you aren't overly sensitive to caffeine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locketdestroyer 2014-07-14 05:16 am UTC (link)
	I hope not. Did I mention that I need to be awake by five in the morning every day? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-14 06:15 am UTC (link)
	I totally did that all the time back home. Two internships and a job leave little room for sleeping in and everything. But I sort of lived on coffee so... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locketdestroyer 2014-07-14 06:50 am UTC (link)
	I'm trying to avoid that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-14 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Probably very wise of you. It's a hard habit to break. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bellesringing 2014-07-13 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	How sad you don't get funnier with age. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-13 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Ouch, Belle. No need to be jealous of my awesome sense of humor. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cutacorner 2014-07-14 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	It is not your fault. You have Potter and Malfoy genes combined. We'll find you comic timing. Promise! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-15 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Hey now! I'm friggen HILARIOUS, old man Corner. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	blueseaweed 2014-07-14 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, Po. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-15 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Why hello there, Al. I'm just over here, being clever. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	madmalfoy 2014-07-14 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Sweetheart, do you need to get out of the house? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-15 04:03 am UTC (link)
	I may be going a tad stir crazy. But I'm dealing, I swear. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	not_too_soon 2014-07-14 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	It is not far out to joke about assaults. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_northernstar 2014-07-15 04:04 am UTC (link)
	I swear I didn't mean to offend.. (Reply to this) (Parent)