Polaris Malfoy's corny jokes of the week.
Weekend.
Whatever.
Bored is bored.
1. What do you call a fake noodle?
2. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
3. What do you call a giant pile of kittens?
4. Why can't a bike stand on it's own?
( Answers ) Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
Ba da bing.