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Tweak says, "Web of your own machinations."

Lia Rushden (_notatragedy) wrote,
@ 2016-10-02 15:45:00

When your arch nemesis offers you a job, what do you do? Sell what little, black soul you have left for a heftier paycheck? Or tell them to go fuck themselves with a rusty spoon on top of a pile of burning coals? Does this mean they're actually somewhat intimidated, or they think my endless talents can be utilized for their world dominating evil? Dude, what the fuck just happened with the world... this is a joke, right? Seriously, who wrote this because I'm going to punch you in the face:

Dearest Miss Ophelia Rushden,

We here at Witch Weekly have gotten wind of your creative journalistic ventures and feel you might have a bright future ahead of you!

If you're interested in being a part of our team, please send your response by owl and we can set up a time and date to meet! Enclosed is an offer of future salary, however that can certainly be negotiated dependent upon your response.

We look forward to hearing from you!

Part of me feels like I never recovered from my last trip. Those mushrooms were apparently really something.

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	thatdaphnegirl 2016-10-02 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	Congratulations, no matter what you chose to do. It's always good to be noticed for your talents. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2016-10-02 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, guess so. Thanks, Mrs. Cornfoot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lia thatdaphnegirl 2016-10-02 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	You are very talented. I did mean that when this all started. I really do wish you luck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2016-10-02 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	I know you do. But it's more complicated now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatdaphnegirl 2016-10-02 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	~~Because of Stephen?~~ I know, I was a shit boss anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2016-10-02 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	It's not that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lia thatdaphnegirl 2016-10-02 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	Stephen? ~~He complicates everything, ever~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	aj_goldstein 2016-10-02 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	Probably best to stay off of the 'shrooms. In fact, you should just give the rest to me, just to be safe. I'm assuming you're saying no. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2016-10-02 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Now, now, let's not be getting too hasty there, Anthony. However, I wouldn't mind sharing, if you're up for it. I... probably should, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aj_goldstein 2016-10-02 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	I'm always up for it. Are you completely against the idea of selling out? You could always take the job, make the money, and wreck them from the inside out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_notatragedy
2016-10-02 04:42 pm UTC (link)

Figured. Never letting me down as my partner in crime.

I really have no fucking idea. I've spent the last year talking about how trashy they were, and I don't want to be part of that trash.

But I also need to fucking survive, and not having magic these days isn't making that easy. Not that my job now isn't like... a good thing, Kazim really helped me out in a tough spot ~~even though he's still a total creep~~, but if Shay and me ever want to get out of the fucking Leaky I have to figure out something else.

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aj_goldstein
2016-10-02 04:48 pm UTC (link)

I'm like a super little sidekick. Have the tights and leotard to prove it too!

They are trash. But sometimes, that trash is funny as hell. I mean, the whole Pixie Pox thing was a stroke of genius. Not that it's stopped anyone from having a go at all THIS.

It's up to you. It's better than working a part time gig for forever, making little money. I mean, I'm working two places just to afford living at home with my parents.

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	_notatragedy 2016-10-02 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	I know you did. I also know your legs look kickass in heels. I haven't forgotten. Yeah.. I know. But like... what does that say about me? Does it make me a hypocrite? Because let's be real, I fucking hate hypocrites. I need to get really, really wrecked right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Lia surelyseamus 2016-10-02 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	You should take it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2016-10-02 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	I.... I don't know. I have a lot on my mind right now. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kthba 2016-10-02 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	It would be a great shame to lose you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2016-10-02 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Something tells me I'll still need a side gig anyhow. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nevforthewin 2016-10-02 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	Take them down from the inside! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2016-10-02 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	That's what they all keep telling me. Pretty sure they'll know that's my plan from the get go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nevforthewin 2016-10-02 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	Don't drink anything they give you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2016-10-02 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'll bottle my own water and everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aj_goldstein 2016-10-02 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	You drink water? You know what water IS? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2016-10-02 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	It's that clear stuff made out of fermented grains, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	nevforthewin 2016-10-02 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Probably a good idea. At the least you could figure out who's spying on us when they actually do get things right. Just find the most incompetent one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2016-10-02 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	But that was going to be my angle! Incompetence. Bumbling fool. My cover is blown before I even begin! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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