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Lia Rushden's InsaneJournal:
| Saturday, October 29th, 2016 | |
| 10:47 am | Halloween Party. Monday. Leaky Cauldron There won't be much food. Find your own liquor unless you have something to trade or barter. What will be there: People. Music. Dancing. Maybe some illicit substances. Conversation. A chance to maybe relax for .5 seconds before the entire world goes to hell again. Wear a costume. Don't wear a costume. I don't care. But seriously, what the fuck else do you have to do? Anthony, you shouldn't have left advertising to me. |
| Sunday, October 2nd, 2016 | |
| 3:45 pm | When your arch nemesis offers you a job, what do you do? Sell what little, black soul you have left for a heftier paycheck? Or tell them to go fuck themselves with a rusty spoon on top of a pile of burning coals? Does this mean they're actually somewhat intimidated, or they think my endless talents can be utilized for their world dominating evil? Dude, what the fuck just happened with the world... this is a joke, right? Seriously, who wrote this because I'm going to punch you in the face: Dearest Miss Ophelia Rushden, We here at Witch Weekly have gotten wind of your creative journalistic ventures and feel you might have a bright future ahead of you! If you're interested in being a part of our team, please send your response by owl and we can set up a time and date to meet! Enclosed is an offer of future salary, however that can certainly be negotiated dependent upon your response. We look forward to hearing from you! Part of me feels like I never recovered from my last trip. Those mushrooms were apparently really something. |
| Thursday, September 15th, 2016 | |
| 8:18 pm | I think it's about time Lia's Tales made a comeback.. |
| Sunday, August 28th, 2016 | |
| 2:58 am | Has anyone seen Seamus? He's been missing since that fucking riot and I'm starting to bloody well panic. I checked Mungo's and nothing. This isn't like him... he wouldn't just bail. Someone please tell me they saw him. |
| Tuesday, August 23rd, 2016 | |
| 7:54 pm | So what happens when someone afflicted by the virus and without magic gets cornered by a dementor? Do we just think about death, dismemberment, and suicide and hope they go away? Because something tells me even at 20 galleons a pop, a class on the Patronus charm won't do us shit. |
| Sunday, August 21st, 2016 | |
| 11:50 pm | During these dark times, you know what we all need? Nice, shiny gemstones and precious metals to light your way! Come visit Abdul's Treasure Chest, located at 104 Diagon, right at the cross section of Knockturn for some highly gorgeous and glamorous gold and garnishes. You won't regret reinvesting some of that hard earned money in something that will make that marvelous and wonderful wife of yours smile! Or for the lads, watches and classy cufflinks to boot! Who said style wasn't necessary in these sinister times was surely stupid. |
| Thursday, August 4th, 2016 | |
| 2:14 pm | Hey Seamus, look. I stole your long coveted spot in Witch Weekly! Now, I have only one thing to say in response: HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh you rascal reporters, that was really an adorable try. Sucks for you that I'm poor myself, and was homeless. Does that mean I can hunt myself? I mean if I'm consenting to my own cannibalistic hunt, that's legal. Right? I NEED ANSWERS TO THESE BURNING QUESTIONS! |
| Sunday, July 10th, 2016 | |
| 8:56 pm | I need a job. I'm magic-less. I hate most people. And I'm a menace to the food industry. Mostly because I eat it all. What are my options. You know, besides prostitution? |
| Wednesday, June 22nd, 2016 | |
| 10:33 pm | WE WON! WE BLOODY FUCKING WON! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD OF YOU ALL IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!! Amazing game, Hufflepuff. Even after all the shite this year, Quidditch was the one thing that managed to bring me something. So I guess there's that. |
| Wednesday, June 1st, 2016 | |
| 10:56 am | Wow. Thanks for this bottle of worthless garbage. The next time you stick shite in my room while I'm sleeping, it better be a fucking cure. Also, there goes any plans of getting out of this bloody country. Thanks, Ministry. Ps: All my magicless friends. Beware. Next they'll start beheading us out of misplaced fear. What a wonderful start to the morning. |
| Sunday, May 29th, 2016 | |
| 4:05 pm | Seamus. We need to talk. |
| Sunday, April 10th, 2016 | |
| 12:38 pm | Another edition of Ophelia Rushden... but instead of eating and drinkin' thangs, let's go with... ( playin' random shit ) Yeah, I'm fucking bored. Sue me. Seamus, do you think I could make a parachute out of bed sheets? |
| Thursday, March 24th, 2016 | |
| 1:46 pm | Well, isn't this bloody fucking brilliant. Does anyone else feel like we've just become the center of a horror movie? Oh wait, we've already been stuck in one for months. How silly of me. Really though, what else could go wrong? Banshees? Vampires desending upon us to bleed the remaining population dry and then have a blood orgy? A gathering of cultists to pillage and murder (though I guess the argument that death eaters fit this catagory could be made)? This feeling of dread is extra fabulous. Icing on the arsenic laced cake. I agree with Michael, screw all of it. I'm getting hammered. |
| Friday, January 22nd, 2016 | |
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| Thursday, December 24th, 2015 | |
| 4:49 pm | Head count, who the fuck else has Seamus been avoiding like the plague? |
| Saturday, December 19th, 2015 | |
| 8:37 pm | What the fuck, Seamus Finnigan? I'm finally a girl again and you take off first thing in the morning before I can even get up? What, do my tits suddenly scare you? Either way, where the fuck are you? You left |
| Wednesday, December 9th, 2015 | |
| 7:37 pm | Hey there So... Can someone please explain to me... WHY IN THE FUCKING FUCK I WOKE UP WITH A GOD DAMN DICK THIS MORNING? |
| Saturday, December 5th, 2015 | |
| 12:04 pm | So.... out of complete curiosity... totally hypothetical question... Do not concern yourself at all... How long can one actually be awake without like... dying? Or.. something else equally sucky happening? Also, on an even more serious note, Ravenclaw is having practice Sunday morning, bright and early. And by that I mean 9 AM because let's be honest I can't handle being up with the sun. Be prepared to work well into lunch, so eat some friggen breakfast. |
| Monday, November 23rd, 2015 | |
| 6:37 pm | its been three days what if they dont i cant handle 3 days chances go down after that finding someone please be okay page contains a rather large spill stain that looks like some sort of dark alcohol |
| Monday, November 16th, 2015 | |
| 4:41 pm | Too bad it was a note telling me she'd thrown out the rest of my stuff I swear if she got rid of my photos Why do I even I hate her so And a reminder of It's like she thrives off of driving me ins I really miss being able to ward shite. I think I might get drunk tonight. Yes, I'm aware it's Monday. No, I don't particularly care. |