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Tweak says, "Punch buggy yellow!"

Lia Rushden (_notatragedy) wrote,
@ 2015-08-20 20:44:00

Seis
ooc: written late at night.

Definitely think I broke my hand. But in my defense, it wasn't my fault. There's only so much ass pinching, cat calling, and creepy whispered compliments in my ear a girl can take before she punches someone in the nose as hard as humanly possible.

Downside? I am a wet noodle. Can someone get me a band aid and a whiskey?

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	nevforthewin 2015-08-21 01:10 am UTC (link)
	What? Who is this creep? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-08-21 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Honestly? I have no idea. I've seen him before, he's creeped before, but never this hard. My skin was doing this weird crawling thing. It's no big deal, Neville. ~~I should just realize that no one will ever leave me alone. I've learned this lesson before.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nevforthewin 2015-08-21 01:18 am UTC (link)
	It is a big deal and I'm glad you punched him in the nose. If we can figure out who he is we'll get Ginny to give him one of her famous bat-bogey hexes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-08-21 01:21 am UTC (link)
	The downside is I'm pretty sure I hurt myself more than I hurt him. ~~Because I'm fucking pathetic.~~ I do like to watch that redheaded beauty work her magic... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nevforthewin 2015-08-21 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Maybe next time go for the wand instead? Probably less chance of hurting yourself. Not that there should be a next time. Also I'm not sure whiskey is such a good idea. If it's really broken you should go to the hospital. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-08-21 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	I will most certainly keep that in mind. It was kind of... spur of the moment. Usually I'd use my magic. And unfortunately Neville, there is always a next time, it seems. ~~Because this isn't the first.~~ I'm not a fan of hospitals. I'm sure I can just sleep off broken bones. That's how it works, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nevforthewin 2015-08-21 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure there's a way that sort of thing can be avoided you're just a kid And I don't much like hospitals either, but no, you can't sleep off broken bones. Suck it up and go to St Mungo's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-08-22 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe a full body bubble charm. Damn... Geez, pushy, pushy, NevvyNev. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nevforthewin 2015-08-22 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I'm very pushy when I'm right about things, which isn't often, so take advantage. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dont_callme_red 2015-08-21 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	TOO BLOODY RIGHT WHAT IS THIS FECKING NONSENSE?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-08-21 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	Ginny! I always like it when you write all big like that. I'm fine though, seriously. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dont_callme_red 2015-08-21 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	PENMANSHIP IS FOR SQUARES. No, but seriously. Who'm I hexing into next Tuesday? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-08-21 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	I will not argue with you there at all. He's just some random bloke who frequents the same bar I do, is all. I think my knuckle cracking against his nose scared him away. Broken bones can be terrifying, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dont_callme_red 2015-08-21 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	Next time you take a bar buddy. Me, for example. And when the creep-o gets anywhere near you, you just let your bar buddy--me--know and I make him have serious thoughts about his life choices and how he was raised as a child. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-08-21 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	You have the most promising future in the Knight in Shining Armor business. You know that, yeah? And alright! I promise next time I'll take my favorite bar buddy, AKA you. Deal? Though I'm pretty sure if this is the case, we will both be getting hit on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dont_callme_red 2015-08-21 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	Well good. I hope it pays well and requires few NEWTS. Deal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	surelyseamus 2015-08-21 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like some fucking bastard deserved it and probably a bit more. Want me to beat him up? Or set him on fire? Cause I fucking will. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-08-21 01:19 am UTC (link)
	It's fine, Seamus. Shit happens, you know? Plus, I don't need you going to jail. Dean might kill me if I took away his blonde man-love. I just want to scrub my skin off and go to bed at this point, but my hand doesn't want to cooperate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	surelyseamus 2015-08-21 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	Once I'm finished with him he'd be too scared to go to the DMLE. Just give me a name and place Li. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-08-21 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	It's not worth it, Seamus. Your bathtub and Chris P. Bacon. This is a game, right? Because I totally just won. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mlnda 2015-08-21 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Healing potion and a bath. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-08-21 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	Already on the bath, Melly, don't you fret. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mlnda 2015-08-21 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	Healing potions and alcohol aren't always interchangeable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-08-21 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	They aren't? I don't believe this madness. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	artsydean 2015-08-21 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, what? Are you alright? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-08-21 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	Course I am. I'm not dead and I'm writing, aren't I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	artsydean 2015-08-21 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe your hand is alive and writing the Thing. How don't I know that? But seriously - name, description, addresses, social security number. The works. This jackass isn't getting away with this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_notatragedy 2015-08-22 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	You did not just call me the Thing. Your kneecaps are so mine next time I see you, Dean. Right. Let me just go back and ask him... (Reply to this) (Parent)