6:42p |
If the death eaters don't kill me, the boredom of being in the hospital wing will.
Woe is me, I'm too young to go out like this. I wanted flash and pazzaz, dammit.
Like.. jumping through fiery rings alongside Bengal tigers while piranhas swim in a pool beneath us. But at the last minute when you think I've cleared it, one the tiger sneezes and knocks off my balance, causing me to become an early snack for the fanged fishies.
Alas.
[Seamus] I'm bored. Send me nudes.
Kidding! Mostly. |