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Lia Rushden (_notatragedy) wrote,
@ 2015-08-24 23:36:00

Backdated to the morning after the party because I am awful and slow and eh

[Dean]
Before you start crying and yelling for the police to look for your lost, idiot Irishman, he's currently throwing up in my bathroom.

Don't worry, I'll send him home mostly in one piece. You know, once he can stand on his own and stop vomiting for more than ten minutes.

PS: Next time there an open bar, he is fucking banned. Do you understand? Even if we have to chain him to a radiator in an abandoned warehouse.

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artsydean
2015-08-26 03:27 am UTC (link)

How'd you know that's what I was doing? I should cancel the alarms and Code Adam too. The police are not going to be happy.

But, bloody hell. I'm glad that he's alright. And with you. I looked for him before I left the wedding, but I guess, he left before me.

You think that would stop him? We both know that he'd make me hold alcohol to his face so he can drink out of a straw.

When I get back to the flat, I'm cleaning the booze out. You're welcome to get first pick from the lot.

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_notatragedy
2015-08-26 03:43 am UTC (link)

Because he's your reason for living, Dean. Don't pretend I don't know your deep passion for Seamus. He's under your skin and he's never leaving. Kind of like a parasite. Let's say skin lice.

He's lucky he's alright and didn't choke on his own vomit or something. And I don't even know about that one. Pretty sure he got lost wandering the 'off limits' mansion bits.

What are you afraid of more? Seamus' puppy dog eyes, or me?

Think it's really only right at this point. I require some kind of payment, I'm thinking.

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artsydean
2015-08-26 10:05 am UTC (link)

Somehow, I forgot that you saw all. How silly of me, but I'm not going to deny anything. Also, skin lice? That almost sounds affectionate coming from you. Almost

I should have looked for him better, but thank you for taking care of him.

You. Definitely you. ~~Only because I'm sure you could tell Mels~~

And you say that like you're really looking to get payment out of this.

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