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Lia Rushden ([info]_notatragedy) wrote,
@ 2015-08-10 20:21:00

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Uno
Late on rent again. Bathroom flooded. Out of alcohol.

Looking for work. Hard physical labor offers need not apply.

Perks of having me as an employee: I'm good at eating more food than a man, drinking like a fish, sleeping until 2 PM, and offering sarcastic comments in lieu of advice. Those are marketable life skills, right?

I'd hire me, just sayin'.

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[info]bonnie_dunstan
2015-08-11 12:25 am UTC (link)
My mother is looking for some part-time help at the bakery. I'm sure the eating more food than a man talent could come in handy when taste-testing. Is that something you might be interested in? Until school starts, at least.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-11 04:06 am UTC (link)
Serious question: If I accidentally set something on fire, will I get sued or something? I'm all about trying new things, especially if those things pay, but I've never actually baked before.

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[info]looony
2015-08-11 06:39 am UTC (link)
I think those are interesting qualifications. I can always ask Daddy if he's interested in another assistant, but I'm afraid he won't pay much.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-11 03:44 pm UTC (link)
As much as I need the money, I'd totally work for the Quibbler for free. You Da is like.. my idol of all idols.

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[info]looony
2015-08-11 05:29 pm UTC (link)
That's very nice of you to say.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-11 05:47 pm UTC (link)
The truth is the truth is the truth, Luna.

How's your summer? Find any mysterious and interesting creatures over break? If so, I want to know all about it. And also bring me one.

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[info]looony
2015-08-11 05:53 pm UTC (link)
We didn't get a chance to search for creatures this time, I'm afraid, as our house was destroyed and we've been repairing it. The bathroom still has no walls and I keep being visited by birds during my bath, which Ronald says is a sign that birds are perverts.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-11 05:58 pm UTC (link)
I wish I could help you rebuild, but you might end up more with a giant pile of rubble than a house, which is kind of counterproductive.


Or maybe it's Ron that's the pervert.

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[info]looony
2015-08-11 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Oh, we already had a giant pile of rubble when we began rebuilding, so it wouldn't have hurt.

I don't think he's fond of birds, that's all. Also, I've the feeling he was trying to make me laugh.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-11 06:04 pm UTC (link)
Touché, Luna Lovegood.

Did it work?

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[info]looony
2015-08-11 06:08 pm UTC (link)
We appreciated the company of those who have been helping us even more than their skills, so anyone showing up just for a cup of tea and a chat would have been welcome.

It did, yes. Ronald can be rather amusing, in his own way.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-11 10:22 pm UTC (link)
I'll bring a fruit basket!

I suppose so, if you like gingers.

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[info]looony
2015-08-11 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Do you really have to like gingers to laugh at a red-headed person's jokes?

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-12 12:28 am UTC (link)
Only on Mondays.

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[info]looony
2015-08-12 12:32 am UTC (link)
I'll keep that in mind.

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[info]_nopixie
2015-08-11 07:21 am UTC (link)
What do you know about potions?

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-11 03:48 pm UTC (link)
Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

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[info]pl_sally
2015-08-11 01:41 pm UTC (link)
If I had a business, I'd definitely hire you. Not that that helps you.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-11 03:49 pm UTC (link)
You could always start paying me to be your friend.

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[info]pl_sally
2015-08-11 09:11 pm UTC (link)
If I had money, I might do that.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-11 10:22 pm UTC (link)
What are you even good for, Sally Perks?

Your last name is misleading.

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[info]pl_sally
2015-08-11 10:24 pm UTC (link)
It's a perk just to know me.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-12 12:29 am UTC (link)
I think that's what we call a bias opinion, Salster.

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[info]surelyseamus
2015-08-11 04:07 pm UTC (link)
Same qualifications as me I'd say. I'd have told you to go as Tom at the Leaky but bad luck love I got there before you!

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-11 04:57 pm UTC (link)
Rub it in some more, Seamus. Don't make me blow something up in your face. Or glue your hands to your arse while you're sleeping.

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[info]surelyseamus
2015-08-11 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Any excuse to get a glimpse of my juicy arse eh?

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-11 05:49 pm UTC (link)
You've caught me. Oh woe is me, I love looking at pasty, bony arse during my down time. Watch out world.

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[info]surelyseamus
2015-08-11 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Pasty?! I thinking you mean glorious!

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-11 06:06 pm UTC (link)
...Pretty sure I wrote pasty. Did the last thing you blew up damage your reading comprehension, Seamus? You might want to get that looked at.

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[info]aj_goldstein
2015-08-12 12:46 am UTC (link)
We could always use more help at the Menagerie. Especially since I won't be there the last few weeks of summer.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-12 12:54 am UTC (link)
Am I allowed to steal the animals?

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[info]aj_goldstein
2015-08-12 01:27 am UTC (link)
...No. No you aren't.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-12 01:37 am UTC (link)
Might be a deal breaker. Impulse issues and all that.

But we all know they'd be happier with me...

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[info]aj_goldstein
2015-08-12 01:38 am UTC (link)
I'm... not going to answer that. Nope.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-12 01:49 am UTC (link)
Your non answer is all the answer I need!

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