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Lia Rushden ([info]_notatragedy) wrote,
@ 2015-08-11 20:33:00

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Someone get come hammered with me. Apparently people stare at you in disgust when you drink by yourself. Judgmental bitches.

Also, barking at them is not recommended. The bartender gets testy. Who would have thought?

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[info]aj_goldstein
2015-08-12 12:47 am UTC (link)
Where are you drinking at, Lia?

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-12 12:52 am UTC (link)
The White Wyvern. Because it's all I can afford.

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[info]aj_goldstein
2015-08-12 01:26 am UTC (link)
You need someone to help you get back home, love?

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-12 01:36 am UTC (link)
Pretty sure I remember where that shit hole is. No amount of drinking makes me forget.

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[info]aj_goldstein
2015-08-12 01:37 am UTC (link)
Okay. So. Not home? Do you need somewhere to crash for the night?

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-12 01:39 am UTC (link)
I don't have a h

You mean sleeping on a bar isn't socially acceptable behavior?

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[info]aj_goldstein
2015-08-12 01:41 am UTC (link)
No. And they will eventually wake you up and kick you out.

[Lia]
If you need a place to crash for the night, my sister has an extra mattress in her room. She loves sleep overs.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-12 01:47 am UTC (link)
Maybe if I bribe them...

Dude seems seedy enough.

[Ant]
I'm good, really. I don't do charity or pity. I just can't, you know?

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[info]aj_goldstein
2015-08-12 01:50 am UTC (link)
Maybe. It's those seedy ones who work in your favor.

[Lia]
Wasn't charity. It was an offer of if you're too drunk to get home, or just don't want to go home, because trust me, I know those days. I have those days. I have a mattress that you can crash on.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-12 01:55 am UTC (link)
Or try to steal your kidney.

[Ant]
How about you don't worry about any of that shit and just come and have a drink with me?

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[info]aj_goldstein
2015-08-12 01:56 am UTC (link)
You don't need it.

[Lia]
Sigh. You twisted my arm. I'll do it.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-12 02:00 am UTC (link)
Is that your professional medical opinion, Doctor Anthony?

[Ant]
Excellent. I'll make sure to not be passed out on the floor when you get here.

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[info]aj_goldstein
2015-08-12 02:02 am UTC (link)
Yeah.

[Lia]
Fantastic.

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[info]michaelecorner
2015-08-12 08:28 am UTC (link)
I'm there sign me up i'll bring money

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-12 02:14 pm UTC (link)
You never let me down, Mikey. I'll have booze waiting for you.

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[info]michaelecorner
2015-08-12 09:05 pm UTC (link)
You're my perfect little acon, I'd never let you down. I don't want to leave until I can't form sentences.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-12 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Look at you, Mikey. Always with the sweet talking.

Anything less and we wouldn't be doing it right, after all.

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[info]michaelecorner
2015-08-12 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Well, technically you're sweet enough, but we'll power through!

You never let me down. You're a good person, Lia.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-12 09:38 pm UTC (link)
How could I let a face that cute down? It's like... illegal. And I mean... according to my mum that's open for interpretation, but I'm glad you think so.

You better get here before Ant decides to take my whiskey from me. I'm not above biting him.

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[info]pl_sally
2015-08-12 12:14 pm UTC (link)
Maybe he's more of a cat person?

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-12 02:15 pm UTC (link)
So you think I should hiss instead? Decent plan, actually. Must test...

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[info]oflessergods
2015-08-13 03:27 am UTC (link)
Yes.

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-13 03:33 am UTC (link)
Better hurry or they'll be all out of alcohol for you. And I do hate seeing men cry.

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[info]oflessergods
2015-08-13 03:56 am UTC (link)
How could you?! Not saving any for me?

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[info]_notatragedy
2015-08-13 04:20 am UTC (link)
Maybe. What will you give me, Kentwhistle?

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