It made my day, so it should make yours too! A friend of mine gave us a romper suit for our newborn girl saying "Level 1 Human" (stats HP 2, STR 3, DEX 2, STA 2, WIS 3, CHA 20). Even though my wife is not a gamer she surprised me by putting the baby down to play in her playpen saying: "Here, go earn some experience points". IMMD.
So I was totally going to buy that one, just so you know. Because it would make my year, but then I found this instead and I can't resist.