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caroyce
2010-04-03 07:36 am UTC (link)

Chase had lasted all of .. ten minutes .. after parting from Evan's company before she'd given in and dialed Penn's number. Getting his voicemail, she frowned .. but figured he was sleeping or at work. At least she got to hear his voice on the 'leave a message' part, though. So, she left the following voicemail:

Hey. [slight pause] It's me. Duh. Anyway. I'm assuming you're .. sleeping or at work .. Because if he wasn't, she didn't want to think of the other possibilities. Like, him being with someone else of the female variety. So, I survived a short evening in Hartwell's company. You'd be proud. Or .. well, maybe not. But there's no body count, and that has to count for something, right? She sighed on her end, not that he could see her doing it .. but. Anyway. Anyway. I was just thinking about you, I guess. No, she'd definitely been thinking about him. And .. I miss your smile, Royce. I mean, I miss everything, really, but .. your eyes and your smile. I miss the way your mouth feels against mine .. You drive me crazy. So, I thought you should know. And, because she had a feeling that if she made her voicemail any longer, she'd get cut off, Chase finished her call with a quick If you feel like calling or texting whenever you get this .. I can't say I'd mind. Hope you had a good day, and everything.

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	text caroyce 2010-04-14 06:19 am UTC (link)
	miss you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	text _penn 2010-04-16 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	miss you, too. chase any good storms lately? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	text caroyce 2010-04-16 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	no storms to chase yet. obv. we didn't get to the one in india on time. haha. we're following a track here .. storms moving through tx and probably up here into ok .. no cyclonic activity yet though. so we'll see. a lot of it is sitting around, waiting .. and then driving a million places, haha. what've you been up to? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	text. caroyce 2010-05-16 06:11 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry I'm so scared. I'm sorry I'm being so whiny and .. unconfident. I'm sorry I don't know how to handle this, or how to find my footing again. I just don't know how, Penn. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	text. _penn 2010-05-16 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	nobody is telling you that you have to know right now. nobody is telling you that you should have it all figured out. i'm not upset with you for being scared or nervous or unconfident. you're fine, we're fine. i am here if and when you need me. you know where the key is and you don't need an invitation. it will be okay, chase. it will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	text. caroyce 2010-05-16 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	ugh. i blame that stupid song 'what's become of the broken hearted.' couldn't get it out of my head. for last night's text i mean. look. i know you said i didn't need an invitation but .. i'll ask anyway. would it be ok if i spent the night? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	text. _penn 2010-05-16 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	of course you can. come over whenever you want. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Text. aesthetical 2010-05-28 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	PENN! Guess what? I love you bunches! And if you and the redhead and Ash and Ami and anyone else wanna come play, the little diva and I are 'officially' kicking off summer tomorrow at our pool. (Reply to this)

	text jbelmont 2010-06-10 02:38 am UTC (link)
	i got you something boogerface. and it's not a new face. its for graduation. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	text _penn 2010-06-10 05:04 am UTC (link)
	that's good cause i like my face. so what'd ya get me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	text jbelmont 2010-06-11 02:38 am UTC (link)
	a nephew. a couple of nephews. surprise! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	text jbelmont 2010-06-11 02:39 am UTC (link)
	joking, btw. i'll try to give it you before i leave. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Text. caroyce 2010-06-25 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	On a scale from 1 to hate, how much would you hate me if I started demanding you bring home ice cream with you whenever you come home? Your home, I mean. While I'm there. You know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	text _penn 2010-06-26 12:37 am UTC (link)
	-20. Currently, anyhow. What kind do you want? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text. caroyce 2010-06-26 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Haha, you're sweet. I think. I was really just kidding. Although if you really want to bring me ice cream, bring your favorite. I kinda wanna know what it is & what better way to find out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	text. _penn 2010-06-26 12:48 am UTC (link)
	You only think, huh? Alright then, sneaky. I'll grab my favorite though you could have just asked what that was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text. caroyce 2010-06-26 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Okay, okay. You're sweet. ~~And amazing. And so far out of my league, or you should be, because I still think you're the good guy here.~~ I could have, but what fun would that be? (Reply to this) (Parent)

It made my day, so it should make yours too!

aesthetical
2010-07-07 08:15 pm UTC (link)

A friend of mine gave us a romper suit for our newborn girl saying "Level 1 Human" (stats HP 2, STR 3, DEX 2, STA 2, WIS 3, CHA 20). Even though my wife is not a gamer she surprised me by putting the baby down to play in her playpen saying: "Here, go earn some experience points". IMMD.

So I was totally going to buy that one, just so you know. Because it would make my year, but then I found this instead and I can't resist.

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	Of course, it did. _penn 2010-07-13 03:03 am UTC (link)
	I can't even be offended by that because it's incredibly accurate! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aesthetical 2010-07-13 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't it, though? Besides, it doesn't say you're not cute. Just that you're lucky! Which you so totally are! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	@reply caroyce 2010-07-15 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	And you're going to knock it out of the park. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	@reply _penn 2010-07-15 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	I'm gonna try. I'm a little worried I won't have enough experience to land the job. I hate how every position requires a certain amount of hands on work but you can't ever get hands on work because nobody wants to hire you so that you can get it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	@reply caroyce 2010-07-15 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	If there's one thing I've learned about you, Royce, it's that you can accomplish anything if you want to. I have faith in you. And if, for some blatantly stupid reason, you don't get the job. You'll still get there. Just .. find a way to show them that you're the best choice. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	@carpennter caroyce 2010-07-28 06:11 am UTC (link)
	~~I really kind of love you, Penn Royce.~~ I always knew you'd get here. You're amazing, and awesome, and you're going to do great. And, hey -- if this Boston schmuck gives you any trouble, just sic us on him. (I kid, I kid). Congrats, Royce. So very proud. (Reply to this)

	Text. aesthetical 2011-01-15 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	On a scale of one to "wtf are you thinking?!", how crazy would I be to ask Jake to move in? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Text. _penn 2011-01-15 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think it'd be crazy. You like the guy, he likes you. You make each other happy. So why wouldn't you want to live with one another? I think you should ask him. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jbelmont 2011-05-04 01:07 am UTC (link)
	how's fatherhood treating you booger face? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_penn 2011-05-04 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Lovin' every minute of it, Stink. Thanks for asking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jbelmont 2011-05-04 01:16 am UTC (link)
	it's still a trip to think of you as a dad. everyone is getting so old. stop being an adult! i demand it! it's getting lonely still being the immature one around here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penn 2011-05-04 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, kid. I can't really go back now. Lost the keys to my time machine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jbelmont 2011-05-05 03:11 am UTC (link)
	yeah, i figured as much. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Text. aesthetical 2011-12-14 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	You're my brother and my best friend now, but one of these days, you're going to be my brother-in-law! Because your amazing sort of perfect very soon-to-be brother-in-law asked Lyric for permission to marry me. :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Text (delayed and backdated .. ugh) _penn 2011-12-28 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. One step closer to being actual relatives. Congratulations, Mandie! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	text. dbelmont 2014-03-24 03:08 am UTC (link)
	you... I miss you, old friend. ♥ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	text. _penn 2014-03-24 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	miss you, too. chase says hi. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	text. dbelmont 2014-09-05 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'ma comin' to Baaaaaaahston! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	text. (missed this somehow, sorry!) _penn 2014-09-25 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	About effin time. (Reply to this) (Parent)