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Penelope Clearwater (_penny) wrote,
@ 2009-12-26 18:53:00

I've decided that I'm never moving from this couch again. Or at least not for the next couple of days.

Logically speaking, I think I overate on the third roast potato but - in my defense - they were awfull tasty, ~~and I'd do it again.~~

Theres a pile of presents under the tree, and should your name begin with the letters O, P or M then there is a high likelihood that they are for you.

I'll send them. Once I can move.

And fasten my skirt again.

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	Orsino _penny 2009-12-28 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Anticlimatic? Are you insinuating that a hug is anticlimatic? That one of my hugs would be such a thing? I'm hurt. Wounded. Heartbroken. I may never be quite the same again. On the bright side, once we've found the location of the crate, neither of us will ever be short of one again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-28 04:42 am UTC (link)
	I've never hugged you, so I wouldn't know. It might be terrible. You might forget deodorant. I might wear a sleeveless shirt. The things that could go wrong are endless. A quest to end all quests. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2009-12-28 04:44 am UTC (link)
	You could secretly be the size of a house elf. It could go horribly horribly wrong. This epic quests sounds long. I'll best bring sandwiches. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-28 04:47 am UTC (link)
	I am beginning to fear this will end in tears. What sort? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2009-12-28 04:50 am UTC (link)
	No guts, no glory. The classics? BLT with extra tomatoes, Cheese and picke and ham salad. Do you prefer spam? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-28 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Why not. Urgh, no spam though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2009-12-28 04:53 am UTC (link)
	Spam-spam-spam-spam-spam. Lots of things you can do with spam ; you can eat it, fry it, chop it, chase people around rooms clutchng a tin of it. Its quite a diverse meatform. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-28 04:55 am UTC (link)
	And yet, somehow none of what you just said made me want to run out and buy some. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2009-12-28 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Thats because its spam. Nations of people have tried and failed to identify what exactly it is ; its neither animal, vegetable nor mineral. It simply exists. In its own little universe. Spams a good name for a band though. Or a pet. Should you ever acquire another pet, defy convention and don't name it six or eight ; go for spam instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-28 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Would prefer bacon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2009-12-28 04:59 am UTC (link)
	You can't name a pet after something you eat. Thats just cruel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-28 05:03 am UTC (link)
	But spam would be cruel. And call to mind disgusting and questionable food items. This is the weirdest conversation. I feel like that has become a trend with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Orsino _penny 2009-12-28 05:04 am UTC (link)
	But if the animal was fluffy and/or cute, it would go a long way to alleviating some of the damage to spams reputation. Possibly. I have quite normal conversations with other people. I think its you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penny oneandtwoand 2009-12-28 05:07 am UTC (link)
	I disagree. And...I find that difficult to believe. But, we'll see. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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