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Penelope Clearwater (_penny) wrote,
@ 2010-02-03 19:08:00

Shh.

Don't tell anyone but what I'm wearing under my robes can be described as scanty and blatently scandalous.

At least my toes are warm.

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	oneandtwoand 2010-02-03 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	Don't tell anyone but...I think you just told everyone. Shhh. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-03 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	I have? Drats. At least I haven't told them how scandalous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-02-03 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	Building a bit of suspense? Actually, I think I may be just as scandalous. What to do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-03 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Suspense is a bump and grind intro. Really? Now that is an intriguing image. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-02-03 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Is it really? Yes. There is nothing quite so indecent as a t-shirt and jeans. Won't somebody please think of the children? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-03 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	According to some peoples dictionaries. Some jeans can be indecent; my skirts posively filthy though I can't tell if its the length or the fact it was bought at Marks & Sparks. You should think of the children and ~~take them off~~ do something about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-02-03 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	At least you have the decency to hide the filth away under your robes. I, however, am parading my indecency around all day long. Shameless. It could be worse. At least I'm not wearing the leather trousers. If I had any. Which I don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-03 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	If you had the leather trousers on, I'm sure you'd have a devil of a job trying to get out of them. If I wasn't such a Nice Person, I'd go for a walk in the park and open my robes at some poor old man so he could see the filth under my Presentable and Respectable robes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-02-03 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	Why ever would I want to do that? It's far too much trouble getting them on, it'd be such a waste to ever take them off. That's not very nice, he might suffer a heart attack or be traumatized for life. You should probably find someone younger to do that to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-03 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	But why would they have to come off? Oh? Any suggestions? I have a Questionnaire ; health questions, that sort of thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-02-03 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	To keep from scandalizing the children, I expect. Although the process of taking them off might scare them more. Well yes. Less chance of shocking the system. I don't know, but there are probably just as many random young men in the park as there are old ones. You would have a Questionnaire. If you'd like, you can test its efficiency on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-03 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	That is a very valid point. And I have a weakness for ticky boxes and statistics. Its not an addiction. I can control it. That propositions even more scandalous than my clothes! Private to Orsino Which park? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-02-03 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	I had no idea it was within my abilities to be that scandalous! It's all in the name of science, after all. [Penny] Which was that one from last time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-03 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	I'm shocked down to the core of my very sensible penny loafers. My hypothesis might never be the same. Orsino Battsea Park. Theres a very nice tree there thats beside the pond. I'll be the one waiting for you to meet me there and kiss me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-02-03 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Did I break science? [Penny] Ahh, that was it. I can never remember the names of places, for some reason. I'll try to by prompt, so you don't get impatient and start flashing geriatrics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-03 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	You did. You win a prize. Orsino Making their heart skip a beat isn't the best idea when they have a pacemaker fitted. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nymphadarling 2010-02-03 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	At least you're wearing something. One of the blokes I was in training with...well, I really oughtn't say, but it isn't too hard to guess. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-03 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I live with a bloke that wears a skirt on Special Occasions. Go on... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

nymphadarling
2010-02-03 08:14 pm UTC (link)

If any students read this, I do not condone this sort of behaviour, you'll receive detention for the rest of your life if you try it, and so on.

That being said, a bloke I was in training with, we're fairly sure he must've been hung over, which was an awfully stupid move. He came to training in his robes, and we were working on physical defence and ground fighting, which is difficult with robes on, so we usually learned in sweats or other sorts of clothing. I was his partner, the only girl in class, and time came to disrobe, and what do you know, nothing underneath. He was just as surprised as we were, though likely not for exactly the same reasons.

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	_penny 2010-02-03 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Well, he certainly had the element of surprise. Private to the Original Poster Not his brightest move as it made his weakest point that much more vulnerable and visible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

nymphadarling
2010-02-03 08:24 pm UTC (link)

If he hadn't been too indisposed to realise what that healthy breeze was, maybe he could have taken advantage of it.

-Penelope-
Especially considering his bits were much in contrast to his very large body. Poor thing tried awfully hard not to make a big deal of it, and if the trainer hadn't threatened to kick him out, I dare say he would've made a habit of it, but he has the mickey taken out of him to this day.

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	_penny 2010-02-04 07:41 am UTC (link)
	I certainly doubt it could be detached and used as a truncheon. Tonks Once is a surprise, any more than that its just..unfunny. Though I'm not sure why he'd have wanted to wander round naked. Think of the impracticalities in winter... I've seen how icicles start. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	morning_wood 2010-02-04 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Kilt. Not a skirt. Skirts are for girly women. Kilts are for manly men. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-04 07:31 am UTC (link)
	And you Sir, a manly manly man. Really. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	weasleyforge 2010-02-04 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Do tell! In detail! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-04 07:44 am UTC (link)
	Can you handle the details? The intricate double stitching on the skirt ;the shiny, shiny buttons on the crisp ironed blouse? The scandalous almost-plunging neckline? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-02-04 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Well clearly we know who not to share our secrets with, eh? Though that is a mightly fine one you are sharing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-04 07:42 am UTC (link)
	Thankyou! I never knew a suit would cause such furore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rhythmicfingers 2010-02-04 07:56 am UTC (link)
	But of course! But only the indecent and scandolous inducing ones. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	johnsonchases 2010-02-06 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Why, headgirl. I'm impressed. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-07 12:55 am UTC (link)
	Thankyou. I do find that a crisp suit and polished shoes give off the right impression. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rockstarkeeper 2010-02-06 04:06 am UTC (link)
	At least. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-07 12:56 am UTC (link)
	The Very Least. (Reply to this) (Parent)