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Tweak says, "As my date."

Penelope Clearwater (_penny) wrote,
@ 2010-02-03 19:08:00

Shh.

Don't tell anyone but what I'm wearing under my robes can be described as scanty and blatently scandalous.

At least my toes are warm.

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	oneandtwoand 2010-02-03 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Is it really? Yes. There is nothing quite so indecent as a t-shirt and jeans. Won't somebody please think of the children? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-03 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	According to some peoples dictionaries. Some jeans can be indecent; my skirts posively filthy though I can't tell if its the length or the fact it was bought at Marks & Sparks. You should think of the children and ~~take them off~~ do something about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-02-03 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	At least you have the decency to hide the filth away under your robes. I, however, am parading my indecency around all day long. Shameless. It could be worse. At least I'm not wearing the leather trousers. If I had any. Which I don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-03 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	If you had the leather trousers on, I'm sure you'd have a devil of a job trying to get out of them. If I wasn't such a Nice Person, I'd go for a walk in the park and open my robes at some poor old man so he could see the filth under my Presentable and Respectable robes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-02-03 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	Why ever would I want to do that? It's far too much trouble getting them on, it'd be such a waste to ever take them off. That's not very nice, he might suffer a heart attack or be traumatized for life. You should probably find someone younger to do that to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-03 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	But why would they have to come off? Oh? Any suggestions? I have a Questionnaire ; health questions, that sort of thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-02-03 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	To keep from scandalizing the children, I expect. Although the process of taking them off might scare them more. Well yes. Less chance of shocking the system. I don't know, but there are probably just as many random young men in the park as there are old ones. You would have a Questionnaire. If you'd like, you can test its efficiency on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-03 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	That is a very valid point. And I have a weakness for ticky boxes and statistics. Its not an addiction. I can control it. That propositions even more scandalous than my clothes! Private to Orsino Which park? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-02-03 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	I had no idea it was within my abilities to be that scandalous! It's all in the name of science, after all. [Penny] Which was that one from last time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-03 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	I'm shocked down to the core of my very sensible penny loafers. My hypothesis might never be the same. Orsino Battsea Park. Theres a very nice tree there thats beside the pond. I'll be the one waiting for you to meet me there and kiss me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oneandtwoand 2010-02-03 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Did I break science? [Penny] Ahh, that was it. I can never remember the names of places, for some reason. I'll try to by prompt, so you don't get impatient and start flashing geriatrics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_penny 2010-02-03 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	You did. You win a prize. Orsino Making their heart skip a beat isn't the best idea when they have a pacemaker fitted. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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