I am, apparently, supposed to serve as a tattoo artist. I feel it's important to note that I've never handled needles before and am terminally clumsy. I, do, however, draw a mean smiley face. Who wants their tat first?
I don't know whose incredibly clever prank this was (I KNOW IT WASN'T MOODY'S), but I'm not buying it. How much you'd have to pay that cow Skeeter to join in on this game?
This is a waste of a perfectly good weekend, gents!