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Evan Forsythe (_prettyodd) wrote,
@ 2010-09-24 00:11:00

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2009-07-28, text

Texts to Erin and Erika
sent 1:41pm
all right, which one of you sent the damn flowers? "somebody out there loves you"? is this your way of telling me I need to get laid or something?

1:43pm
because I swear, if they're from Dorcas I'm calling a certain friend of mine and we're going to light that shit on fire

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	gardenfae 2010-09-24 04:24 am UTC (link)
	1:47pm It wasn't me! and it better not have been Erin because if she bought flowers somewhere else I am going to kick her ass. 1:51pm Of course you are loved, and yeah, you probably do need to get laid. But seriously? You got flowers? What kind? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_prettyodd 2010-09-24 04:42 am UTC (link)
	1:49pm big sister smackdown, go! 1:54pm yeah yeah yeah, I know all of that. so kind of you to be concerned about my nonexistent sex life :p yes, flowers. a dozen roses, stargazers, lilies, carnations maybe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gardenfae 2010-09-24 04:51 am UTC (link)
	1:56pm Huh. Can you get a decent pic of it for me? And the paper or vase or whatever it came in/with? I might be able to figure out what shop it came from. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_prettyodd 2010-09-24 05:02 am UTC (link)
	2:03pm file attached 2:04pm pic's kind of crappy, but it's the best I can get with this phone. I'm actually just really kind of curious about what's going on so if you know where it's from that would be great (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gardenfae 2010-09-25 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	2:06pm Huh. Nothing stands out about it. Great, now this is going to drive me nuts all day. 2:09pm It wouldn't be weird if I started calling around about it, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_prettyodd 2010-09-27 03:54 am UTC (link)
	2:09pm ugh. you were my only hope, sis. 2:11pm no? lie and say you're jealous of said flowers and are looking to send a similar bouquet of your own. 2:12pm who am I kidding? you probably are jealous of said flowers. :p (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gardenfae 2010-09-28 02:16 am UTC (link)
	2:13pm Hate to break it to you, Ev, but a creepy stalker with a generic taste in flowers is not something to be jealous of! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_prettyodd 2010-09-28 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	2:15pm I meant the flowers themselves. I'm trying very hard NOT to think about the creepy stalker part. speaking of which, do you want said flowers? they're probably not going to last long in my care (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gardenfae 2010-10-05 05:11 am UTC (link)
	3:58pm Sure, I'll take them. Also, you haven't been calling around about it, have you? Because impatience is not a virtue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_prettyodd 2010-10-08 04:11 am UTC (link)
	4:08pm all yours, they're on the kitchen table. and no, I haven't called around. you know I don't really pay attention to flower shops that aren't yours :p (Reply to this) (Parent)

	handson 2010-09-27 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	sent 1:42pm Wasn't me, bro. If I needed to send you a 'yo, get laid' message, it'd be singing telegram all the way. 1:44pm I will personally cut off her tits and jam them down her throat. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_prettyodd 2010-09-28 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	1:44pm you know, I'd expect nothing less from you 1:46pm you're so quick to violence, I love it. and she'd deserve it >.> (Reply to this) (Parent)