It's not so pleasant and it's not so conventional

2:45pm
hey girl heeeeeeeeeeey

2:47pm
haven't heard from you in a while and I wanted to make sure work didn't like, eat your soul or something

2:48pm
because you know I'd be willing to fight to get said soul back. I'm not scared. just sayin'

sent 3:09pm
hey you :) hope you're still finding your way in Scarlet Oak okay. you were totally right, River City Ransom is a pretty badass game.

3:13pm
oh, and this is Evan. from the other day. in case you didn't save my number or something. haiiiiii.

sent 2:37pm
remember those flowers? I'm hoping you have a lead on who sent them that ISN'T fucking Dorcas

2:40pm
another package today. a blank invitation wrapped in a British flag. you know any other Brits wanting to stalk me? because I'm shit out of ideas

2:41pm
also, I'm furious. as a fyi

( Lots of profanity this way. )

sent 1:41pm
all right, which one of you sent the damn flowers? "somebody out there loves you"? is this your way of telling me I need to get laid or something?

1:43pm
because I swear, if they're from Dorcas I'm calling a certain friend of mine and we're going to light that shit on fire

( Give me envy, give me malice, baby, give me a break! )

( Give me envy, give me malice, give me your attention )