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_sassmonster ([info]_sassmonster) wrote,
@ 2013-03-29 09:14:00

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[Roxanne]
So. We may be imprisoned on a boat to be taken to trial. I guess that means there's a good chance we'll die.

I did get a chance to fire a cannon, though. Sooo [...] yeah. Sorry about that. The possibly dying part. Not intentional.

Never shall we die...

Added in later...

Don't cry for me, Argentina.

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Fred
[info]moxie_roxie
2013-03-29 01:23 pm UTC (link)
And suddenly this trip just got a lot less awesome.

Shit bro... My ship's still headed for the treasure. I'm just a swab, I can't turn it around.

Don't die. The scientists won't let you die.

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Roxanne
[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 01:26 pm UTC (link)
Just a bit.

It's fine. If we don't die, I'm sure we'll figure a way out of this.

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Fred
[info]moxie_roxie
2013-03-29 01:28 pm UTC (link)
You're not going to die. You're... you're my big brother, and you can figure a way out of just about anything. You're not going to die.

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Roxanne
[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 01:28 pm UTC (link)
Don't cry into your treasure or anything. I'm thinking.

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Fred
[info]moxie_roxie
2013-03-29 01:29 pm UTC (link)
I'm not crying.

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Roxanne
[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 01:32 pm UTC (link)
Semantics...

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Fred
[info]moxie_roxie
2013-03-29 01:33 pm UTC (link)
Whatever.

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Fred
[info]spritish
2013-03-29 01:26 pm UTC (link)
It probably doesn't seem like it, but you did really well.

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Tonks
[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 01:28 pm UTC (link)
It all sort of sucks right now, but I'm on Team Fred Doesn't Die, so...

I guess now it's time to focus on getting the shit out of this mess.

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Fred
[info]spritish
2013-03-29 01:32 pm UTC (link)
We're down, but we're not out.

And we held our own for a ridiculously long amount of time for people who aren't actually pirates, or even fighters. I'm actually really proud of all of you for that.

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Tonks
[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 01:35 pm UTC (link)
We're never out. Fuck that.

We were pretty brilliant. I mean [...] aside from the losing and being imprisoned part.

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Fred
[info]spritish
2013-03-29 01:36 pm UTC (link)
Knew I could count on that Weasley spirit.

Absolutely brilliant. The losing and being imprisoned is only a temporary setback.

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Tonks
[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 01:39 pm UTC (link)
If we're anything, it's spirited. Plus, my sister might cry into her treasure if I don't figure a way out of this.

I always hated those.

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Fred
[info]spritish
2013-03-29 01:41 pm UTC (link)
Key word is temporary. So rally yourself, tell your sister you're going to be fine, and we'll all start working on our exit plan.

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Tonks
[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 01:46 pm UTC (link)
Aye Aye, Captain.

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[info]moxie_roxie
2013-03-29 02:19 pm UTC (link)
Har fucking har.

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[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 03:12 pm UTC (link)
Don't start with me, bitch. I'm getting the fuck out of this and you're going to fucking deal with it. You got that?

♥

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[info]moxie_roxie
2013-03-29 03:14 pm UTC (link)
First of all, I've been singing that song since we got here. Tut tut, big brother, find your own damn song.

Secondly, I'm not crying.

Thirdly, I'm going to kick you in the balls so fucking hard when I see you, Mum and Dad will never get grandchildren from you.

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[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 03:18 pm UTC (link)
First: No one cares, Roxanne. I sing it better.

Second: So far.

Third: Not a goddamn chance in fucking hell. I will hurt you.

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[info]moxie_roxie
2013-03-29 03:20 pm UTC (link)
That's a load of bullshit and everyone knows it. I sing SO much better than you.

Try and stop me.

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[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 03:22 pm UTC (link)
Ha. I do everything better than you. Except for babies. Good luck with that.

You bet your sorry little ass I will. I dare you to come up against my sticking charms.

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[info]moxie_roxie
2013-03-29 03:23 pm UTC (link)
Do you fly better than me? I'm thinking not. And my kids will be ten times more awesome than yours.

Brace yourself, brother.

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[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 03:27 pm UTC (link)
If by "awesome" you mean delusional, than yeah. They will be.

Braced.

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[info]moxie_roxie
2013-03-29 03:28 pm UTC (link)
Yo fucking Ho, shitface.

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[info]rakish
2013-03-29 03:05 pm UTC (link)
We'll be fine.

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[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 03:11 pm UTC (link)
Of course we will be. Yo, ho, all together. Hoist the colours high. Heave, ho, thieves and beggars. Never shall we die.

Plus, Argentina (also known as Roxanne who is my sister) has no need to cry. Perfectly reasonable song choices.

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[info]rakish
2013-03-29 03:27 pm UTC (link)
I've already died once, I don't The only way we'll get out of this is to fight our way out. We have to regain our strength, and really fucking try this time. Or yeah, we will be dead.

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[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 03:30 pm UTC (link)
Well, I'm certainly voting fight our way out. Considering my lack of interest in the other option. Best to figure out a plan, though.

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[info]chorming
2013-03-29 05:40 pm UTC (link)
Never shall we die and remain dead.

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[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 08:07 pm UTC (link)
We'll figure a way out [...] somehow. Easier done with magic...

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[info]chorming
2013-03-29 08:13 pm UTC (link)
Hence why they took it away. I really hate when they think things through thoroughly.

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[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 08:38 pm UTC (link)
It's terribly unfair of them.

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[info]thelucifer
2013-03-29 05:41 pm UTC (link)
Oh holy Fredonna. You never left us.

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[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 08:08 pm UTC (link)
Leave? Never. I'm pretty annoying like that.

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[info]thelucifer
2013-03-29 08:17 pm UTC (link)
It's a wonder we love you so.

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[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 08:38 pm UTC (link)
I'd like to blame my amazing wit and winning personality.

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[info]thelucifer
2013-03-29 08:44 pm UTC (link)
The familial obligation doesn't hurt either.

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[info]_sassmonster
2013-03-29 10:05 pm UTC (link)
I still like to think it's the other part, but I guess it doesn't.

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