Fred Weasley II

( I'm a pimp, shawty. I don't need a cane )

LUCY! TO THE WEASLEYCAVE!

There ain't no party like my nana's tea party.

Hey.

Ho.

[...] Over it.

[Victoire]

Happy birthday.

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[Scientists]

Fuck fuck fuck

As little as I want this, I have to think of someone not me. If Roxanne really does do that whole 'come back as an eight year old' thing, I'll take her. The swap versions of our parents don't need to deal with that shit because they aren't even her parents yet and I'm her immediate family from our world.

One thing, though. If she does something and I tell her that she's lost privileges [...] like no telly or something [...] can I get some help enforcing that? So she can't run off and watch telly somewhere else? Outside of school things.

As cool as it is to see the merpeople at the school, I am glad not to be a merperson anymore.

[Lucy]

Is something going on with Lorcan and Roxanne? Cause um... they are reading awkward over here.

I didn't want to ask them in case it got all weird. That and I don't need the long, awkward version of events.

[Mr. Iota]

Sooooo...

Hi. I guess I haven't said hello yet. But hi. New to the block and you're new?? I don't know. I'm Fred II or Freddie. Either way.

If I were to tell you that I was trying to work on a treat of the WWW variety that would turn people into "monsters" (once I sort that all out and how to make it work properly), would I be able to have the potion supplies and a cauldron in my room?

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[Freddy and Georgie^swap]

I'm going to be working on some stuff. Well [...] just the one thing for now. A treat of sorts that makes people look like monsters. I figure a bunch of Weasleys together could form some new WWW ideas.

Did you guys want in on it? I get my own section of awesomeness in my room for potions and everything.

So [...] I'm apparently a merman? I feel a Zoolander moment coming on.


Also, Happy Birthday to the girl versions of my dad and uncle.

[Private]

I hope you're having a good birthday wherever you are, Dad. Don't break anything, yeah?

[Roxanne]

So. We may be imprisoned on a boat to be taken to trial. I guess that means there's a good chance we'll die.

I did get a chance to fire a cannon, though. Sooo [...] yeah. Sorry about that. The possibly dying part. Not intentional.

Never shall we die...

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Don't cry for me, Argentina.

I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER! DON'T YOU EVER FORGET!

I guess most of you don't even know that song so it sounds like stating the obvio-- Fuck explaining that shit

Swash swash buckle buckle.

Oi, Janie. We should work on that dance routine. It's not like we have anything distracting us from it now.

We'll figure out the other part of the plan eventually.

[Warded to BDH world, against cured & afflicted]

Probably best not to tell that many people, but I'm in the city right now. I don't know if it's something a lot of people know so [...] yeah.

I came over with the Harry and Lily from this world and some others. I'm going to be somewhere safe, so don't worry.

When I said I missed a good explosion, I did not mean I wanted to be nearly exploded. IS SOMEONE GOOD WITH THE HEALING CAUSE THE DANGERS OF EXPLODING SHIT PLUS TREES IS NOT EXACTLY NICE! Ow! And I don't want to hear shit Roxanne about how I need to be more careful. I think I'm deaf in one ear. Like father, like son. Fuck.

Mother fucker.

[Warded against cured]

The serious lack of music and dancing in this world is disappointing.

I'm also concerned about the level to which I miss school.

With the power of deduction I'm going to guess that this ticking thing happens often enough and it's to do with these flip things. Considering that's what's written down and everyone keeps talking about leaving the world. I should go get my Sherlock Holmes outfit

I guess I'll just go collect a few things later.

[Captain Epsilon]

For the record, even though I'd have wanted to do the same thing, thanks for not letting Roxanne do something moronic stupid. Sometimes she forgets there are rules in place for a reason and then turns into a bratty five year old throwing a temper tantrum when people enforce them.

Is there a room here for working on experiments and stuff? I'm talking Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes sorts of experiments.

Oh, for the love of fuck.

Look, guys. Ha ha. It was funny. Now stop it. I need to get to Potions. NEWTs this year. Remember? Not that I need them for- But that's not the point Oh, bollocks

Where'd you find that scientist person, though? That was a pretty convincing set up.