Sirius mouthed the title, a horrified expression on his face. "You're concerned about losing your page?" He didn't know Evans was into such things. She was... that wasn't right; not at all! "This is a trashy muggle romance novel!" he exclaimed, flipping to her page.
"What's a bosom?" he questioned her, forgetting all about the Transfiguration homework for the time being. How many girls had wanted to have this conversation with him and *show* him what a bosom was? Evans was an odd witch, for sure. "And why is it heaving?" Just because he knew what a muggle romance novel was didn't mean he knew all the words inside.