I'll admit that Sarah Jessica Parker was tolerable in 'Ed Wood' but after that her movie career seemed to spiral downwards until she was rescued by the TV show 'Sex And The City'. (Go on, name some of her good movies, and 'Ready To Launch' doesn't count – it was rubbish). Now, after the success of the SATC film Sarah is a big name in Hollywood and ready to bring her own creaking style of acting into new and challenging movie roles.
Or maybe she could just reprise the role of Carrie from SATC but with a different name? Yes, that'd be much easier (and lazier) all round. Sarah has managed to grip a pen between those enormous hooves and signed up for 'The Ivy Chronicles', and surprisingly it's a drama about a plucky single woman in New York..
"It centers on Ivy Ames, an Upper East Side woman who, after losing her high-powered job and getting divorced, starts over again in a less ritzy downtown apartment. After pulling her children from private school, Ames starts a business to help upper-middle-class women get their children into elite kindergartens."
I, for one, can't wait to see it. A single New Yorker facing trials and tribulations but winning out in the heart-warming end, whilst wearing some simply fabulous shoes.
Well, thank God she isn't typecast. Though with her wooden delivery and gargoyle face she'd be absolutely perfect for the title role in 'Mr Punch – The Movie'.
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Bahaha. Seriously, what. WHAT.
From here.
Or maybe she could just reprise the role of Carrie from SATC but with a different name? Yes, that'd be much easier (and lazier) all round. Sarah has managed to grip a pen between those enormous hooves and signed up for 'The Ivy Chronicles', and surprisingly it's a drama about a plucky single woman in New York..
"It centers on Ivy Ames, an Upper East Side woman who, after losing her high-powered job and getting divorced, starts over again in a less ritzy downtown apartment. After pulling her children from private school, Ames starts a business to help upper-middle-class women get their children into elite kindergartens."
I, for one, can't wait to see it. A single New Yorker facing trials and tribulations but winning out in the heart-warming end, whilst wearing some simply fabulous shoes.
Well, thank God she isn't typecast. Though with her wooden delivery and gargoyle face she'd be absolutely perfect for the title role in 'Mr Punch – The Movie'.
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Bahaha. Seriously, what. WHAT.
From here.