I keep finding funny things :]
Ripley: Parasite, stuck to his face, blah blah blah.
Soldiers: Joke joke joke joke.
Ripley: Killed my whole crew, blah blah blah.
Soldiers: Even though we have no idea what we might be up against, we're going to joke about it more, joke joke joke.
Lieutenant: Look at Ripley's report on tape. (Doesn't look like any of them did.)
Shouldn't it have gone more like this?
Ripley: A giant fucking spider-crab locks on to your face and jams it's offspring down your throat. The offspring then explodes out of your chest and about five minutes later, IT'S THE SIZE OF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL, ONLY WITH A CUTLERY SHOP IN ITS MOUTH. Oh, and be careful about shooting them, because they bleed acid.
Soldiers....
Ripley: Parasite, stuck to his face, blah blah blah.
Soldiers: Joke joke joke joke.
Ripley: Killed my whole crew, blah blah blah.
Soldiers: Even though we have no idea what we might be up against, we're going to joke about it more, joke joke joke.
Lieutenant: Look at Ripley's report on tape. (Doesn't look like any of them did.)
Shouldn't it have gone more like this?
Ripley: A giant fucking spider-crab locks on to your face and jams it's offspring down your throat. The offspring then explodes out of your chest and about five minutes later, IT'S THE SIZE OF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL, ONLY WITH A CUTLERY SHOP IN ITS MOUTH. Oh, and be careful about shooting them, because they bleed acid.
Soldiers....