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Sin ([info]_sin_) wrote,
@ 2011-11-17 20:33:00

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I really never have any idea what to write in these online blogs. And I really don’t want to share my personal life, any of it, more than needed. So instead of just rambling nonsense about bands no one other than the people in my house listen to, movies no one else has seen, and things no one else will probably even understand, I curled up with a bottle of vodka and decided I would let people ask any question they wanted and I would answer them. We’ll call it Ask Sin because I’m not feeling particularly creative or really care what it goes by. So here we go.

This first one is from an acquaintance that would like to remain anonymous because she’s worried it will start a fight. All the more reason to name them but I’m a good secret keeper I suppose. What would you do if there was a girl mooning over the man you loved, but the man couldn't see that said girl was mooning over them?
This is a very difficult question to answer for more than one reason, like how the word love is tossed in there. And I don’t think most people would be interested in the same type of guy as I am, either. I’ll give this a shot though. The first thing I would do is explain to the guy how fucking stupid he is and start questioning why I was giving him the time of day, let alone sleeping with him. Then I would give him two options: he could take care of her or I would. Private to Jayde: Does this have to do with the other thing you told me?

This next one is from Dru. My Dru since there’s two of them. Well, my roommate Dru. Fuck it, figure it out if you’re lost. What is the best way to get glitter out of fabric? Especially when it's so embedded that everything you own shines… until you put it on or sit on it and it decides to get EVERYWHERE and be free suddenly?
First thing, STOP FUCKING PIXIES. After giving you a ride home, I kept finding pieces in my car randomly for two weeks. Tape works if you want to spend forever patting your clothes down with a piece or two, or you could spring for a lint roller because they’re just as sticky. They also say you can use hairspray, NOT the hairspray in my bathroom, and spray the bad sections with it. Once it dries you should be able to shake the glitter off.

Surprisingly, Fratboy played along. What’s the best way to off yourself so that it looks like an accident?
If this is a serious personal debate for you let me know. I would be more than happy to kill you and save you the time; Dom would probably like to help too. Your girlfriend has the address. Ahem. In case it was just a question that you wanted me to answer for the hell of it, great choice. There’s two really good options here off the top of my head. The first one would be a drug overdose, because if you aren’t acting weird or mentioning anything about dying, etc, it can look accidental. The second one isn’t very interesting either; drink enough so you won’t look sober and then drive into something at a high speed. Pick another car on the highway, cause a pileup, and then at least you make the papers.


And Dom, since you actually took the time to submit a question into my ask box, I’ll answer it. If you go be an idiot and read this out loud to Dru or show him in any way to have bragging rights, you’ll be sleeping in your own bed until I decide I am no longer pissed. Glad we had this chat.

What would you do to Dom, if he was naked and chained to your bed?
Give me ten to finish this up here and come find out for yourself.



Now that those questions are answered, I have to go finish organizing things for my shoot next week, and double checking the bag I take with me. This gives the guys in my house exactly two minutes to make sure all of my actual expensive nail polish and eyeliner make it to my bag before I get into it to avoid ashtrays flying towards them at high speeds. I know you guys have it but I really need to get it all together so put it back and let’s avoid me doing room searches where I keep everything I find that I like. Oh and if anyone else wants my opinion on anything, just leave questions here, with a note if you want it anonymous or I WILL plaster your name to it. Not a mind reader, people.


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[info]jaydewilson
2011-11-18 02:28 am UTC (link)
Private: Sin/Jayde
Ahem.. Kind of? She's his little intern fuck. The one I told you about? I hate her. She's totally a whore, and I can see it! She SLIPPED HIM A NOTE.. with her number on it to give to Echo. I call bullshit. She hadn't met Echo before, but when I tried to get the paper? I got sick, and the boys freaked out and then we found out huzzah and just.. Yeah. It is not a happy time. Just so you know. I want to shoot myself at the moment.
/Private

Why is your roommate fucking pixies?

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[info]_sin_
2011-11-18 03:41 am UTC (link)
Private Sin/Jayde
Don't shoot youreself. Shoot Micah so we can both celebrate. Or the intern, I'd celebrate that too.

I have no idea. All I know is he met her when we were in Australia and he infected my car with her dust. Was. Not. Happy.

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[info]jaydewilson
2011-11-19 06:17 am UTC (link)
Private: Sin/Jayde
I need Micah.. Please can we just shoot the intern? She can disappear and I won't mind one bit.


...Ew. I am sorry that are pixies breading in your home. I would help, but I'm pretty sure if I ingest one? That thing? Would turn into a pixie. We don't need any more Edward Cullens in the world.

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[info]_sin_
2011-11-19 06:07 pm UTC (link)
Private Sin/Jayde

You don't NEED Micah, but I'll try to understand there. We can shoot the intern; I'll hold her still and you can shoot her in the face. It'll be fun, bonding time. That's what girls do, right? Bond? Either way I don't mind being the one covered in blood and other bits because it washes off.

Dru is hellbent on repopulating the entire pixie race with his penis and I can't understand the reasoning behind it. Don't eat a pixie; I don't want to test your theory on the off chance it's correct.
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Private - Sin/Jayde
[info]jaydewilson
2011-11-20 02:53 am UTC (link)
I like this bonding time. It's almost as awesome as the whole, sacrificing the virgins. I do like this whole.. Bonding time. Especially since it ends in the intern being sacrificed.

I'll promise to not test this theory, and I will even make sure to tell Dru about the cons of fucking pixies.

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[info]evabradmore
2011-11-19 06:21 am UTC (link)
Your Ask Sin bit it kind of awesome. I am now going to go think of questions to annoy you with.

And yes, I wanted to make a comment to let you know this. No, I don't expect a reply to this bullshit.

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[info]_sin_
2011-11-19 06:13 pm UTC (link)
Ask away, just don't expect the usual responses.

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[info]evabradmore
2011-11-20 03:00 am UTC (link)
That's the whole fun of it though!

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[info]domdraven
2011-11-19 06:23 am UTC (link)
Why did Dru murder a pixie? I'm confused as to why this pixie exploded all over the entire fucking house. I'm going to murder him if this shit does not go away. She is not coming to visit. That will make this shit worse. I found that shit in the fucking shower, and in my fucking pant pockets today. In my fucking pocket. I'm seriously going to start murdering anyone who has any sort of glitter on them. He brought the fucking herpes of the arts and crafts world into our home. It will never go away.

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[info]_sin_
2011-11-19 06:12 pm UTC (link)
He didn't murder it, he's fucking it. 0.0 So much worse. I don't understand how it's STILL floating around the house, but it is. I was going to go find the giant glitter reproducing source this morning but I was afraid that if I opened his bedroom door, a giant cloud of it would attack me. Death by glitter...new worst way to go out.

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[info]domdraven
2011-11-20 03:01 am UTC (link)
Will he mind if she's murdered? Will you mind if he is murdered?

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[info]_sin_
2011-11-20 04:28 am UTC (link)
I have no idea. I can't answer the second because you're fucking trying to entrap me. I see it from here.

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[info]domdraven
2011-11-21 04:38 am UTC (link)
I have NO idea what you're talking about... <.

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[info]drugray
2011-11-22 01:46 am UTC (link)
Well... considering the pixie is in Australia?

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[info]m_collocott
2011-11-23 04:22 am UTC (link)
I'm... really surprised by your answer.

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