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[14 Feb 2013|01:14pm] |
There, I am now out of fucks to give about this day. If anyone needs me I will be the shut-in refusing to leave the house due to the severe nausea it would cause. Tran, you can still swing by to pick that up. Bring a pack of Blacks with you.
Also I swear for the love of fuck if anyone sends me little smartass happy meme things I will eviscerate you and smile on the fucking stand when I plead guilty to doing it. I may even giggle as I tell your family how much I enjoyed it with very specific details.
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[29 Dec 2012|04:40pm] |
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There are, I suppose, many things I could write in this giant white box. Many of them I don't really wish to share so you guys can just have one more holiday-type post. I know a lot of you probably had ham and mashed potatoes, probably some home made noodle type dish. We did not. We had blueberry pancakes, bacon, sausage, coffee, and later vodka. Dru and Starr left after breakfast to go do some couple thing somewhere, meeting of the parents or something similar. Not sure, I tuned out. They didn't come home for two days so I assume it went well. That's one thing I'm glad for; I will never have to be taken home to meet anyone. Continuing on, we had a gift exchange by the tree. The tree being the vacuum cleaner in the corner of the living room because I was too lazy to put it away. Did you really think we'd waste time hanging glass off of pine branches? Yes, we shockingly do gifts though. Does anyone want to know what I got? Jayde got me shot glasses with my name marked on them in blood-dripped lettering and a picture frame with a photo already in it. Dom bought me candles and a new collar. My significant other got me a whole bunch of entertaining things that I don't wish to detail. Much less odd than you'd think, I'm betting. No one brought me a dead baby or virgin as a sacrifice to my unholy being or anything. Shame, I know. Anyone else get any gifts they want to talk about? I tend to get nosy about these things.
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You know me. I’ll kill anybody, but I’ll only sleep with someone I love. ~Bride of Chucky~