Starbuck (_starbuck_) wrote, @ 2011-05-26 17:52:00 |
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Entry tags: | aim, starbuck, vinnie |
Monday: December/1/08 - AIM: Starbuck/Vinnie
Vinnie: pearl is freaking awesome
Starbuck: Oh yeah?
Vinnie: she pretty much told me she wanted to take advantage of me
Starbuck: Woah!
Vinnie: i know!
Starbuck: I'm getting you a mental high five.
Starbuck: *giving
Vinnie: lol, thanks, dude
Starbuck: So you're going out again?
Vinnie: yeah, we're hanging out again on wednesday and i'm gonna teach her how to make cannoli
Starbuck: Sweet.
Vinnie: she says she can't really cook, but i don't think that's a big problem
Starbuck: I suddenly had a vision of you teaching her how, sorta like how you stand behind a girl to show her how to swing a bat or something. You're so getting laid or smacked!
Vinnie: haha, no way i'm getting smacked
Starbuck: Then congrats in advance on getting laid. Finally.
Vinnie: i'm not counting this as a victory yet
Vinnie: i know better than that
Starbuck: She said she wants to take advantage of you.
Vinnie: yeah, i know, but still
Starbuck: So have fun.
Vinnie: i will, i'm just still kinda nervous about it
Starbuck: Don't be. She likes you.
Vinnie: i know it's just that girls seem to change their minds so much sometimes
Starbuck: They do.
Vinnie: see? so i think i have a good reason to be at least a little nervous
Starbuck: You'll have fun no matter what.
Vinnie: yeah, true
Starbuck: And maybe get laid.
Vinnie: damn you for putting that into my mind
Vinnie: now if i don't get laid, i'm gonna be sad, lol
Starbuck: You'll get laid eventually. I think.
Vinnie: you think? thanks for the confidence
Starbuck: Sorry.
Vinnie: s'ok, just felt like raggin on ya slightly, heh
Starbuck: It's cool. How's everything else?
Vinnie: ok, i guess.. mostly wanting for the holidays to get here already
Starbuck: I can't wait. It'll be awesome to have you guys in Maui for part of the holiday.
Vinnie: wait.. that's still happening?
Starbuck: Why wouldn't it?
Vinnie: i dunno, i kinda forgot about it
Starbuck: Pearl's drained all the blood from your brain.
Vinnie: has not
Starbuck: She so has.
Vinnie: shut up
Starbuck: Deal with it.
Vinnie: anyway, when are you heading back to maui?
Starbuck: We're leaving first thing after classes let out.
Vinnie: sweet
Vinnie: and when am i going? lol
Starbuck: Check with Frankie. I'm sure SHE is keeping track of your schedule.
Vinnie: right, she's my crazy travel agent
Vinnie: scary thought
Starbuck: Terrifying.
Vinnie: as long as she's not the one flying
Starbuck: How does someone born with wings still manage to suck so badly at flying?
Vinnie: she didn't really get much practice flying when she was little so yeah
Starbuck: Seems unnatural that she's not good at it.
Vinnie: yeah, well, she's kind of a spaz in general so i'm not that surprised
Starbuck: True.
Vinnie: meanwhile, she's WAY too excited about belle and nox's wedding
Starbuck: Yeah, I saw. Should be a fun time.
Vinnie: you guys going?
Starbuck: Of course.
Vinnie: sweet
Vinnie: i wonder if pearl is going
Starbuck: Ask her to go with you as your date.
Starbuck: Women LOVE weddings, and it puts them in the mood to put out.
Vinnie: seriously?
Vinnie: like wedding crashers?
Starbuck: Women get to a wedding and start thinking about how they want to find a good man and get married, and suddenly they're desperate to latch on to a guy.
Starbuck: They get caught up in the romance.
Vinnie: ok, then i'm TOTALLY asking her to go with me
Starbuck: HA!
Vinnie: i'm all for her latching onto me, heh
Starbuck: And Nox said he had hotel rooms for anyone who needed one.
Vinnie: my brain is overloading from all these ideas
Starbuck: Calm down. You don't wanna be an early squirter.
Vinnie: i am not gonna lose early
Starbuck: Just sayin'!
Vinnie: yeah, yeah, i'll be fine
Starbuck: So ask her to the wedding.
Starbuck: It'll be your third date..
Vinnie: you think i should wait til after wednesday to ask her or ask her now?
Starbuck: Ask her now.
Vinnie: you don't think it's overkill?
Starbuck: Nah, just mention that you were talking with me about the wedding, and you wondered if she was going.
Vinnie: ah, ok
Starbuck: Be cool about it.
Starbuck: You could even say you're riding with Kim and me and wanted to know if she'd like to join.
Vinnie: good one! yeah, that's what i'll tell her
Starbuck: I'm guessing that Frankie's coming with us too, but I haven't asked her yet. Do you know if she's got a date?
Vinnie: no idea
Vinnie: i'd rather not ask cuz she might flip out on me if i do
Starbuck: I'll ask her about it.
Vinnie: good luck
Starbuck: She doesn't mind when I ask her about shit like that.
Vinnie: great, so it's only me
Starbuck: Yep.
Starbuck: You suck.
Vinnie: hey! uncalled for!
Starbuck: I call them as a I see them.
Vinnie: douche
Starbuck: You're jealous of my awesomeness.
Vinnie: uh, that's a big negative, ghostrider
Starbuck: Uh, no, that's a big 10-4, good buddy
Vinnie: jerk
Starbuck: Shove it, you love me.
Vinnie: only because you're the sanest of my buddies
Starbuck: Which is sad.
Vinnie: yeah, you're telling me
Starbuck: You're the sanest of mine too.
Vinnie: in that case, you're sad too
Starbuck: We're pathetic.
Vinnie: maybe you are, but i'm awesome
Starbuck: No you're not.
Vinnie: i totally am
Starbuck: I'm going to leave you to your delusions. Let me know what Pearl says.
Vinnie: yeah, yeah, weirdo
Vinnie: later