Monday: December/1/08 - AIM: Starbuck/Vinnie Vinnie: pearl is freaking awesome Starbuck: Oh yeah? Vinnie: she pretty much told me she wanted to take advantage of me Starbuck: Woah! Vinnie: i know! Starbuck: I'm getting you a mental high five. Starbuck: *giving Vinnie: lol, thanks, dude Starbuck: So you're going out again? Vinnie: yeah, we're hanging out again on wednesday and i'm gonna teach her how to make cannoli Starbuck: Sweet. Vinnie: she says she can't really cook, but i don't think that's a big problem Starbuck: I suddenly had a vision of you teaching her how, sorta like how you stand behind a girl to show her how to swing a bat or something. You're so getting laid or smacked! Vinnie: haha, no way i'm getting smacked Starbuck: Then congrats in advance on getting laid. Finally. Vinnie: i'm not counting this as a victory yet Vinnie: i know better than that Starbuck: She said she wants to take advantage of you. Vinnie: yeah, i know, but still Starbuck: So have fun. Vinnie: i will, i'm just still kinda nervous about it Starbuck: Don't be. She likes you. Vinnie: i know it's just that girls seem to change their minds so much sometimes Starbuck: They do. Vinnie: see? so i think i have a good reason to be at least a little nervous Starbuck: You'll have fun no matter what. Vinnie: yeah, true Starbuck: And maybe get laid. Vinnie: damn you for putting that into my mind Vinnie: now if i don't get laid, i'm gonna be sad, lol Starbuck: You'll get laid eventually. I think. Vinnie: you think? thanks for the confidence Starbuck: Sorry. Vinnie: s'ok, just felt like raggin on ya slightly, heh Starbuck: It's cool. How's everything else? Vinnie: ok, i guess.. mostly wanting for the holidays to get here already Starbuck: I can't wait. It'll be awesome to have you guys in Maui for part of the holiday. Vinnie: wait.. that's still happening? Starbuck: Why wouldn't it? Vinnie: i dunno, i kinda forgot about it Starbuck: Pearl's drained all the blood from your brain. Vinnie: has not Starbuck: She so has. Vinnie: shut up Starbuck: Deal with it. Vinnie: anyway, when are you heading back to maui? Starbuck: We're leaving first thing after classes let out. Vinnie: sweet Vinnie: and when am i going? lol Starbuck: Check with Frankie. I'm sure SHE is keeping track of your schedule. Vinnie: right, she's my crazy travel agent Vinnie: scary thought Starbuck: Terrifying. Vinnie: as long as she's not the one flying Starbuck: How does someone born with wings still manage to suck so badly at flying? Vinnie: she didn't really get much practice flying when she was little so yeah Starbuck: Seems unnatural that she's not good at it. Vinnie: yeah, well, she's kind of a spaz in general so i'm not that surprised Starbuck: True. Vinnie: meanwhile, she's WAY too excited about belle and nox's wedding Starbuck: Yeah, I saw. Should be a fun time. Vinnie: you guys going? Starbuck: Of course. Vinnie: sweet Vinnie: i wonder if pearl is going Starbuck: Ask her to go with you as your date. Starbuck: Women LOVE weddings, and it puts them in the mood to put out. Vinnie: seriously? Vinnie: like wedding crashers? Starbuck: Women get to a wedding and start thinking about how they want to find a good man and get married, and suddenly they're desperate to latch on to a guy. Starbuck: They get caught up in the romance. Vinnie: ok, then i'm TOTALLY asking her to go with me Starbuck: HA! Vinnie: i'm all for her latching onto me, heh Starbuck: And Nox said he had hotel rooms for anyone who needed one. Vinnie: my brain is overloading from all these ideas Starbuck: Calm down. You don't wanna be an early squirter. Vinnie: i am not gonna lose early Starbuck: Just sayin'! Vinnie: yeah, yeah, i'll be fine Starbuck: So ask her to the wedding. Starbuck: It'll be your third date.. Vinnie: you think i should wait til after wednesday to ask her or ask her now? Starbuck: Ask her now. Vinnie: you don't think it's overkill? Starbuck: Nah, just mention that you were talking with me about the wedding, and you wondered if she was going. Vinnie: ah, ok Starbuck: Be cool about it. Starbuck: You could even say you're riding with Kim and me and wanted to know if she'd like to join. Vinnie: good one! yeah, that's what i'll tell her Starbuck: I'm guessing that Frankie's coming with us too, but I haven't asked her yet. Do you know if she's got a date? Vinnie: no idea Vinnie: i'd rather not ask cuz she might flip out on me if i do Starbuck: I'll ask her about it. Vinnie: good luck Starbuck: She doesn't mind when I ask her about shit like that. Vinnie: great, so it's only me Starbuck: Yep. Starbuck: You suck. Vinnie: hey! uncalled for! Starbuck: I call them as a I see them. Vinnie: douche Starbuck: You're jealous of my awesomeness. Vinnie: uh, that's a big negative, ghostrider Starbuck: Uh, no, that's a big 10-4, good buddy Vinnie: jerk Starbuck: Shove it, you love me. Vinnie: only because you're the sanest of my buddies Starbuck: Which is sad. Vinnie: yeah, you're telling me Starbuck: You're the sanest of mine too. Vinnie: in that case, you're sad too Starbuck: We're pathetic. Vinnie: maybe you are, but i'm awesome Starbuck: No you're not. Vinnie: i totally am Starbuck: I'm going to leave you to your delusions. Let me know what Pearl says. Vinnie: yeah, yeah, weirdo Vinnie: later