Starbuck (_starbuck_) wrote, @ 2011-11-10 20:54:00 |
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Entry tags: | aim, starbuck, wes |
Friday: February/20/09 - AIM: Starbuck/Wes
Starbuck: How's the recovery going?
Wes: Slow I guess.
Starbuck: You need me to bring you anything?
Wes: Hookers and blow.
Starbuck: No and no.
Wes: Then just cake.
Starbuck: Cake?
Wes: Cake! Muffin cake. I already got my sweet-ass surprise this morning so I'm not so bad.
Starbuck: Muffin cake. What the fuck is that?
Starbuck: And what surprise?
Wes: The kind of cake that you fucking get muffins out of! What other cake is there? Why is 'cake' a question??
Starbuck: You mean cupcakes?
Wes: Just cake!!!
Wes: Forget it, you'd bring me like cookies instaed.
Starbuck: I don't usually bake. I cook real food. Frankie and Kim both make good sweets though.
Wes: Yeah I know. But you don't gotta bake them for me.
Starbuck: You're okay with store bought?
Wes: dude, what a question
Starbuck: Are you high or drunk right now?
Wes: if its fluffy, sweet, soft, and most importantly, cake, i dont give a shit
Wes: neither
Starbuck: You're so random.
Wes: why must i be drunk or high?
Starbuck: Nevermind. I'll bring you cake from the store. You want ice cream cake?
Wes: eurgh
Starbuck: Is that a no?
Wes: got it in one, sherlock.
Starbuck: I thought everyone liked ice cream cake.
Wes: i like either ice cream, or cake. or ice cream WITH cake.
Starbuck: Fine. Cake only. Want me to have Frankie deliver it?
Wes: why would you send her?
Starbuck: Don't play dumb. You know she gossips with Kim about everything. Hell, I have to beg her not to tell ME about all her girl business. She's an over sharer.
Wes: again, what?
Starbuck: I heard she molested you. I had no idea your lips were so soft, Wesley!
Wes: oh fucking hell
Starbuck: And here I thought you wanted to fuck ME!
Wes: oh baby i do but i didnt do anything!
Starbuck: I know you didn't.
Wes: good
Starbuck: She thinks you're "adorable" apparently.
Wes: adorable?
Starbuck: Her word.
Wes: jesus.... is she... what... else?
Starbuck: I don't know. I just got the highlights.
Wes: which were?
Starbuck: Soft lips. Adorable.
Starbuck: Something about her amulet, which I'm guessing means she wanted to do you.
Wes: oh shit
Starbuck: She gossiped to Kim about a few other dudes too, so don't worry too much.
Wes: well all i did was lay there, dude.
Starbuck: Not interested?
Wes: define 'interested'
Starbuck: I don't know. Frankie's a weird one.
Wes: i would like to show her that she can have a good time and not make it mean the be-all and end-all
Wes: she's hot after all
Starbuck: I'm not sure she's good at casual.
Wes: which is why i'd like to show her she can be, but then i dunno.
Starbuck: Dangerous territory, dude.
Wes: yeah. im too old for that.
Starbuck: Probably.
Wes: thanks
Starbuck: You've got a daughter nearly as old as Frankie. I'd say that qualifies as too old.
Wes: mandy is nowhere near frankie's age
Starbuck: Okay, grandpa.
Wes: shut the fuck up
Starbuck: If you like her and she likes you, do whatever you guys want. I just know that she wants the full package, and I doubt you're looking to play house and raise more kids.
Wes: dude i have like 10 years left. no.
Starbuck: Ten years left? Please, you have far more than that, and I'm sure sleeping with younger women will extend your life.
Wes: done enough of that
Starbuck: Then tell her that.
Wes: if she doesnt want like... just sex then i will
Starbuck: Did you ask her?
Wes: no
Starbuck: If it makes you feel any better, she's not picking out wedding dresses or anything.
Wes: good
Starbuck: She apparently tried to fuck Malakai. Still not sure what that was all about.
Starbuck: Fire sex or something.
Wes: please. i'm gonna be sick
Starbuck: While recovering?
Wes: ugh what
Starbuck: Sorry, dude.
Wes: fuckin ugh.
Starbuck: Being in a relationship is WAY easier.
Wes: yeah.
Starbuck: And, no, I won't be your boyfriend, and you can't have Kim.
Wes: dont want u
Starbuck: Can't have Kim.
Wes: dont want her
Starbuck: What do you want?
Wes: what i cant have, so theres no point
Starbuck: Roger?
Wes: small world.
Starbuck: You need to move on, Wes.
Wes: that's what i'm doing.
Wes: nobody ever said you weren't allowed to miss people whilst doing that though.
Starbuck: True.
Wes: i wasnt made to be alone but i wasnt made to be with anyone either
Starbuck: You sure about that? Could just be that you haven't found the right person.
Wes: i did
Starbuck: You'll be okay, Wes.
Wes: i am ok. i'm fine.
Starbuck: Cake?
Wes: im not hungry.
Starbuck: Double fudge cake with frosting?
Wes: not today.
Starbuck: I didn't mean to depress you.
Wes: its ok. things just built up these last 10 days or so.
Starbuck: You did a great job taking care of everyone.
Wes: i tried my best. just with people getting back together and loved ones you know.... these times make it harder.
Starbuck: Who's getting back together?
Wes: oh. i dunno if im allowed to ay.
Starbuck: Alright.
Wes: its blake and ric. but sssh
Starbuck: Interesting.
Wes: its amazing
Starbuck: Good for them.
Wes: yeah
Starbuck: But not everyone is happy, Wes.
Wes: what?
Starbuck: You said it's hard because of everyone getting back together and loved ones.
Wes: most people are. and most people are young enough to rectify shit, and... forget it.
Starbuck: You should go on a date.
Wes: ha! i suck at dates, with who?
Starbuck: Anyone.
Wes: great
Starbuck: Who do you like?
Wes: ha!
Wes: oh let's see... name someone.
Starbuck: You can't have Kim.
Wes: I said name someone!
Starbuck: Are you looking for a man or woman?
Wes: i'm wesley and i sleep with anything.
Starbuck: So ask anything out.
Wes: "Hi Reed. In 21 years time fancy going out?"
Starbuck: You can't have my unborn son.
Starbuck: Next choice.
Wes: i dunno. garret's taken with two. tree has his girl and likes garret better anyway.
Starbuck: Charlie's back and single.
Wes: charlie??? no
Starbuck: Maybe you could convert him.
Starbuck: Or just be miserable together.
Wes: that'd be more likely with him
Starbuck: Word of warning, Maggie's kinda hot now. Definitely underage though.
Wes: i dont do underage. i go trans, he-shes, she-hes, men, women, and tranvestites, but not cradles
Starbuck: That's.. range.
Wes: Yeap.
Starbuck: What about Hope?
Wes: i love hope. but y'know. she thinks im a weird funky fuck
Starbuck: You are weird.
Wes: and?
Starbuck: So why's it matter if Hope realizes it? If you like her, ask her out.
Wes: realises waht?
Starbuck: That you're weird.
Starbuck: You said she thinks you're a weird funky fuck.
Starbuck: Which you are.
Wes: so
Starbuck: Never mind. Don't date.
Wes: ok
Starbuck: And make sure you're up front with Frankie if she comes on to you again.
Wes: i could really be all front last time
Starbuck: Huh?
Wes: nothin
Starbuck: If you're both interested in something casual, then that's cool, just make sure she knows it.
Wes: im not gonna lead her on im not a shitbag
Starbuck: It has less to do with you and more to do with her. She fills in the blanks if you're not really clear about what's going on.
Wes: then i will be, if she asks