Friday: February/20/09 - AIM: Starbuck/Wes Starbuck: How's the recovery going? Wes: Slow I guess. Starbuck: You need me to bring you anything? Wes: Hookers and blow. Starbuck: No and no. Wes: Then just cake. Starbuck: Cake? Wes: Cake! Muffin cake. I already got my sweet-ass surprise this morning so I'm not so bad. Starbuck: Muffin cake. What the fuck is that? Starbuck: And what surprise? Wes: The kind of cake that you fucking get muffins out of! What other cake is there? Why is 'cake' a question?? Starbuck: You mean cupcakes? Wes: Just cake!!! Wes: Forget it, you'd bring me like cookies instaed. Starbuck: I don't usually bake. I cook real food. Frankie and Kim both make good sweets though. Wes: Yeah I know. But you don't gotta bake them for me. Starbuck: You're okay with store bought? Wes: dude, what a question Starbuck: Are you high or drunk right now? Wes: if its fluffy, sweet, soft, and most importantly, cake, i dont give a shit Wes: neither Starbuck: You're so random. Wes: why must i be drunk or high? Starbuck: Nevermind. I'll bring you cake from the store. You want ice cream cake? Wes: eurgh Starbuck: Is that a no? Wes: got it in one, sherlock. Starbuck: I thought everyone liked ice cream cake. Wes: i like either ice cream, or cake. or ice cream WITH cake. Starbuck: Fine. Cake only. Want me to have Frankie deliver it? Wes: why would you send her? Starbuck: Don't play dumb. You know she gossips with Kim about everything. Hell, I have to beg her not to tell ME about all her girl business. She's an over sharer. Wes: again, what? Starbuck: I heard she molested you. I had no idea your lips were so soft, Wesley! Wes: oh fucking hell Starbuck: And here I thought you wanted to fuck ME! Wes: oh baby i do but i didnt do anything! Starbuck: I know you didn't. Wes: good Starbuck: She thinks you're "adorable" apparently. Wes: adorable? Starbuck: Her word. Wes: jesus.... is she... what... else? Starbuck: I don't know. I just got the highlights. Wes: which were? Starbuck: Soft lips. Adorable. Starbuck: Something about her amulet, which I'm guessing means she wanted to do you. Wes: oh shit Starbuck: She gossiped to Kim about a few other dudes too, so don't worry too much. Wes: well all i did was lay there, dude. Starbuck: Not interested? Wes: define 'interested' Starbuck: I don't know. Frankie's a weird one. Wes: i would like to show her that she can have a good time and not make it mean the be-all and end-all Wes: she's hot after all Starbuck: I'm not sure she's good at casual. Wes: which is why i'd like to show her she can be, but then i dunno. Starbuck: Dangerous territory, dude. Wes: yeah. im too old for that. Starbuck: Probably. Wes: thanks Starbuck: You've got a daughter nearly as old as Frankie. I'd say that qualifies as too old. Wes: mandy is nowhere near frankie's age Starbuck: Okay, grandpa. Wes: shut the fuck up Starbuck: If you like her and she likes you, do whatever you guys want. I just know that she wants the full package, and I doubt you're looking to play house and raise more kids. Wes: dude i have like 10 years left. no. Starbuck: Ten years left? Please, you have far more than that, and I'm sure sleeping with younger women will extend your life. Wes: done enough of that Starbuck: Then tell her that. Wes: if she doesnt want like... just sex then i will Starbuck: Did you ask her? Wes: no Starbuck: If it makes you feel any better, she's not picking out wedding dresses or anything. Wes: good Starbuck: She apparently tried to fuck Malakai. Still not sure what that was all about. Starbuck: Fire sex or something. Wes: please. i'm gonna be sick Starbuck: While recovering? Wes: ugh what Starbuck: Sorry, dude. Wes: fuckin ugh. Starbuck: Being in a relationship is WAY easier. Wes: yeah. Starbuck: And, no, I won't be your boyfriend, and you can't have Kim. Wes: dont want u Starbuck: Can't have Kim. Wes: dont want her Starbuck: What do you want? Wes: what i cant have, so theres no point Starbuck: Roger? Wes: small world. Starbuck: You need to move on, Wes. Wes: that's what i'm doing. Wes: nobody ever said you weren't allowed to miss people whilst doing that though. Starbuck: True. Wes: i wasnt made to be alone but i wasnt made to be with anyone either Starbuck: You sure about that? Could just be that you haven't found the right person. Wes: i did Starbuck: You'll be okay, Wes. Wes: i am ok. i'm fine. Starbuck: Cake? Wes: im not hungry. Starbuck: Double fudge cake with frosting? Wes: not today. Starbuck: I didn't mean to depress you. Wes: its ok. things just built up these last 10 days or so. Starbuck: You did a great job taking care of everyone. Wes: i tried my best. just with people getting back together and loved ones you know.... these times make it harder. Starbuck: Who's getting back together? Wes: oh. i dunno if im allowed to ay. Starbuck: Alright. Wes: its blake and ric. but sssh Starbuck: Interesting. Wes: its amazing Starbuck: Good for them. Wes: yeah Starbuck: But not everyone is happy, Wes. Wes: what? Starbuck: You said it's hard because of everyone getting back together and loved ones. Wes: most people are. and most people are young enough to rectify shit, and... forget it. Starbuck: You should go on a date. Wes: ha! i suck at dates, with who? Starbuck: Anyone. Wes: great Starbuck: Who do you like? Wes: ha! Wes: oh let's see... name someone. Starbuck: You can't have Kim. Wes: I said name someone! Starbuck: Are you looking for a man or woman? Wes: i'm wesley and i sleep with anything. Starbuck: So ask anything out. Wes: "Hi Reed. In 21 years time fancy going out?" Starbuck: You can't have my unborn son. Starbuck: Next choice. Wes: i dunno. garret's taken with two. tree has his girl and likes garret better anyway. Starbuck: Charlie's back and single. Wes: charlie??? no Starbuck: Maybe you could convert him. Starbuck: Or just be miserable together. Wes: that'd be more likely with him Starbuck: Word of warning, Maggie's kinda hot now. Definitely underage though. Wes: i dont do underage. i go trans, he-shes, she-hes, men, women, and tranvestites, but not cradles Starbuck: That's.. range. Wes: Yeap. Starbuck: What about Hope? Wes: i love hope. but y'know. she thinks im a weird funky fuck Starbuck: You are weird. Wes: and? Starbuck: So why's it matter if Hope realizes it? If you like her, ask her out. Wes: realises waht? Starbuck: That you're weird. Starbuck: You said she thinks you're a weird funky fuck. Starbuck: Which you are. Wes: so Starbuck: Never mind. Don't date. Wes: ok Starbuck: And make sure you're up front with Frankie if she comes on to you again. Wes: i could really be all front last time Starbuck: Huh? Wes: nothin Starbuck: If you're both interested in something casual, then that's cool, just make sure she knows it. Wes: im not gonna lead her on im not a shitbag Starbuck: It has less to do with you and more to do with her. She fills in the blanks if you're not really clear about what's going on. Wes: then i will be, if she asks